Learn A Real Language!

"Hurpa Durpa, y dunt yew lurn a reel langwidge faggit?!"

We've all heard or at least seen this statement before. What the fuck does it mean, /prog/?! What is a "real language?"

Suddenly it's just "HOW DARE YOU LIKE THINGS THAT I DON'T LIKE!"

Care to offer some insight? Have you faggots compiled a list of "real languages" yet?

``type inference,'' also known as ``dynamic programming,''

Please, learn static and dynamic typing and what type inference is before saying bullshit like this again!

due to this they are easier to use but incur from sever performance penalties

LuaJIT, SBCL, Chicken Scheme. Chicken can be faster than C.

nor can they express the low-level logic required for most programs.

Why not? Assembly doesn't have types either.

Therefore scripeting language are less powerful.

They are all Turing-complete and given the tools, they can do anything. Lisp is an exception because of its perfection.

The admonishing ``get a real programming language'' statement obliges an inexperiences programmer to discover this difference

Then, please, get a real programming language.