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SONY WINS AGAIN

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 2:42

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 3:38

FUCK!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 3:44

int getRandomNumber()
{
    return 4;
}

I haven't laughed that hard in weeks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 3:46

XKCD LULZ

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 3:53

How big is salary of average system programmer at Sony?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 4:07

37:05

most epic thing ever.

Xeraxical 6 hours ago 47 [why isn't there's an Unicode thumbs up character?]

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 4:08

>>5
Big enough to make a system that resisted attempts to crack it for years.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 4:09

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 4:11

>>7
No one really tried because it already had linux support(without 3D), the focus was placed on getting 3D support in linux and when progress was made Sony killed OtherOS.

Then people got pissed and wanted it back. People intelligent enough to crack these systems don't do so to pirate games, piracy is merely a side effect of the systems being cracked.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 4:12

>>8
It was only funny in context to the video asshole.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 4:13

>implying xkcd isn't always funny, asshole

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 4:16

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 4:21

>>9
Sony killed OtherOS
Why Sony did this? Whats wrong with playing good old Quake on PS3?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 4:27

>>13
Why would anyone want to play Quake on a console? Quake Live is free (as in beer).

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 4:28

>>13
The same reason why people write proprietary software: to control the users' lives, usually to squeeze profit by leveraging that control. There are people who believe that it is fine to sell computers to users as long as they (not the user) retains control of the computers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 4:30

>>14
Because you can easily connect console to a big TV and audio system, then play games, even when your PC is busy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 5:01

>>16
Enjoy you're shit control scheme, low res textures, choppy framerates, upscaling, and no antialiasing. PS3 graphics are a joke.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 5:11

>>9,13
Sony "killed" OtherOS because it was necessary to have Linux to crack the PS3.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 5:22

>>18
That sounds silly, it's like there is a door and people were given keys, but then the building owner announces "we don't support the door feature anymore, so please hand over your keys".
The cracker type is the last person to submit his key willingly, he'd rather use them to explore the building more thoroughly and find an underground tunnel open to everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 5:22

>>18
Not true, the PS3 was never compromised in any meaningful way to Sony(ie that allowed piracy) through OtherOS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 5:23

>>18
AFAIK, Linux on PS3 was just a usermode program. To "crack" PS3 one has to get root access to whatever OS it has above, but loading pirated game ISOs would still require pretty complicated framework.

Name: 18 2010-12-30 5:36

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 5:48

They should have written the whole thing in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 5:55

>>23
They're not autism.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 6:06

The hypervisor is complicated, it is written in C++
It seems, we found Sony's problem.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 6:16

>>24
The Crash Bandicoot and Jak & Dexter series where coded in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 6:45

>>26
When Sony acquired Naughty Dog, they fired all lispers just because Lisp allows too much freedom.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 6:51

>>27
Your mom allows me too much freedom

Name: Rimmis !5M65hVHTLY 2010-12-30 7:10

>>27
because allows too much freedom.

They are enemy of freedom as in free doom!

Name: >>29 !xxdYuHAt6g 2010-12-30 7:10

wrong tripcode

Name: >>30 2010-12-30 7:11

FUCK YOU SHIICHAN, FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 7:18

xkcd
I'll side with Sony on this, these hacker guys are faggots

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 7:23

>>32
Are you saying that Sony should have control over a machine that they've sold? These hackers bought and own these machines outright. They should be free to anything such as study how the machine works.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 7:24

Japanese people hate having freedom or choices. Even their video games are all linear by gameplay and closed minded by storyline. The only things, japs love, are traditions and discipline, like dying for an Emperor, just like muslims die for ther stupid religion.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 7:31

>>34
That's why Japaneses aren't faggots like americans, they've got discipline.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 7:57

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 8:01

>>33
No, I'm saying these particular hackers are obnoxious people and I don't like them. I do however think that Sony has every right to prevent tampering with their machines (which seemingly they aren't very good at) in order to maximize their profits. That's just business. It's not a holy war for end users' freedom, it's about enabling piracy and the epeen associated with it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 8:10

>>37
It's not the xkcd part that bugged me the most. It's that they say "epic fail" and one of the slides has "over 9000" I believe.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 8:34

>>37
>Enabling Piracy
Except that was possible prior to this and these guys are actually working to implement AsbestOS on it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 16:13

>>39
Tell me lies, tell sweet little lies

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-30 16:18

>>40
PSJailbreak (USB exploit) already broke LV2, so you could run unsigned code or signed games mounted from HDD.

What these guys did just allows you to make your own signed firmware, thus completly owning the PS3.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 2:09

>>39
Pirate scum.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 2:19

>>42
eat shit and die faggot

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 2:24

>>43
Back to /g/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-31 4:08

>>44
fuck you nigger

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-01 10:51

i've been there. u mad?

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