/prog/ - How do you pronounce ``fprintf''?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 5:50

1) fast printf
2) eff print eff (faggot)
3) Print Formatted String to File (faggot²)
4) Other (faggot)

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 5:53

fuh-print-fuh

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 5:55

フプリンフ

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 5:58

eff printf_{_u}

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 6:09

file printf

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 6:15

I pronounce fprintf as ``fprintf''.

What's so hard about it? Do you poor fuckers have problems pronouncing words like ``halfpenny''?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 6:29

I don't even pronounce it. I just type it. If I'm explaining code to someone I just go "write that to the file"

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 7:02

I don't pronounce it either. I use normal languages where such function never existed

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 7:14

sprintf with a Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 7:24

format with a Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 7:54

フプリンツエッフ～

Ｓｏ萌え。。。

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 8:37

fast printf
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 9:22

>>12
I don't have the kopipe that this originated^{^(?)} from, but now I've mentioned it, someone is sure to post it here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 10:36

>>13
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1215889923/75

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 11:07

>>14
That's the best post on /prog/ ever.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 11:30

>>14
I remeber when /prog/ was good

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 12:22

>>16
No you don't.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 12:32

>>16
<board> was never good.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 12:37

>>18
</board>

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 12:46

>>18,19
(board "was never good")

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 13:08

>>20
(never (was (good board)))

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 13:21

(any good? board-timeline) => #f

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 13:34

put

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 13:36

(: timeline-any-good? (Timeline -> Boolean))

(timeline-any-good? (get-current-/prog/-timeline)) => #f

It's getting enterprisey.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 13:37

>>24
Please don't.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 13:45

> (define-syntax hax

  (syntax-rules (my anus)

    ((hax my anus)

     #t)))

(hax my anus)

#t

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 13:53

Why is '() #f?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 14:09

>>27

> (if '() 1 2)

1

> (if #f 1 2)

2

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 15:07

fucking print fucker

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 15:29

>>1

>fast printf
>not ``faggot''.

You just pronounce it ``fprintf'', you simple-enunciationed ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 15:32

>>30
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN SAID IN >>6

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 18:24

fa-print-if

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 21:13

``fumpt''

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 22:59

eff print eff (void)

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 23:32

>>33

God damn it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 10:55

Which one is faster^_?

speedy printf (sprintf)

vs.

fast printf (fprintf)

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 14:08

PROTIP NOBODY CARES

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 14:41

>>36
Obviously very fast printf (vfprintf)

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 14:58

what the fuck retarded shit are you talking about?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 15:19

>>39
Go back to your toy language, we're doing C.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 15:57

>>38

But "sprintf" has the substring "sprint" in it, so it must be faster than very fast.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 16:38

>>41
Also, there is vsprintf, the "very sprint"f.
vsprintf is the faster.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 19:47

>>42

During my research on fast printing functions I benchmarked several printf-like functions, and the fastest I found was very accelerated speedy printf (vasprintf) which not only contains the "sprint" substring in it's name but also is OMG^optimized for speedy printing in your favorite operating system.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 19:58

>>43
This, combined with the use of global variables for loop indices in order to save memory, gives the most marvelous performance increase.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 20:16

>>44
Note that this can effect cache coherency issues that severely degrade the performance of your threads.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-24 22:29

You're all small time faggots, none of you can beat my vsnprintf - very speedy neyowwwwwwwwwwwwww printf

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 2:14

>>46
ONE WORD, Very Accellerated Speedy Neyowwwwwwwwwwwwww Printf (vasnprintf). THREAD

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-10 7:07

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