How do you pronounce ``fprintf''?

1) fast printf
2) eff print eff (faggot)
3) Print Formatted String to File (faggot²)
4) Other (faggot)

>>38

But "sprintf" has the substring "sprint" in it, so it must be faster than very fast.

>>41
Also, there is vsprintf, the "very sprint"f.
vsprintf is the faster.

>>42

During my research on fast printing functions I benchmarked several printf-like functions, and the fastest I found was very accelerated speedy printf (vasprintf) which not only contains the "sprint" substring in it's name but also is OMG^optimized for speedy printing in your favorite operating system.

>>43
This, combined with the use of global variables for loop indices in order to save memory, gives the most marvelous performance increase.

>>44
Note that this can effect cache coherency issues that severely degrade the performance of your threads.

You're all small time faggots, none of you can beat my vsnprintf        -      very speedy neyowwwwwwwwwwwwww printf

>>46
ONE WORD, Very Accellerated Speedy Neyowwwwwwwwwwwwww Printf (vasnprintf). THREAD