How do you pronounce ``fprintf''?

1) fast printf
2) eff print eff (faggot)
3) Print Formatted String to File (faggot²)
4) Other (faggot)

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During my research on fast printing functions I benchmarked several printf-like functions, and the fastest I found was very accelerated speedy printf (vasprintf) which not only contains the "sprint" substring in it's name but also is OMG^optimized for speedy printing in your favorite operating system.