Everybody here's a master of C? What did you faggots do to accomplish this? Coded a new driver that was merged in by Linus? Give me a break.
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Anonymous2010-08-28 9:50
>>46
It's a get in the front door thing. If you don't know C well enough that only really clever tricks with the language can confuse you, then surprise you, you're in the wrong place.
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sage2010-08-28 11:59
Alignment: chaotic evil
Mastered languages: C, bash, lua
Well Known languages: Python,
Known languages: PHP, SQL
WannaKnow languages: Whitespace, asm, Haskell, scheme, Lisp, C++, Java, Perl
Hated languages: C#, C++, Java, PHP
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Develop some sort of AI that will gain control over, and eventually destroy the world
Catchphrase: Oh... This doesn't look good... OH SHI-
Per-day ability: Trolli... ermmm... i mean helping /prog/
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Anonymous2010-08-28 12:00
Why do so many of you have Java under hated languages, but either are well known, mastered or want to know?
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Anonymous2010-08-29 17:49
>>49
Why is that contradictory? I had a day job requiring the use of PHP, and I'd say I've mastered the language. That doesn't mean I like it.
Alignment: chaotic neutral
Mastered languages: none
Well Known languages: none
Known languages: none
WannaKnow languages: C, C++, Python, Haskell
Hated languages: none
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: learn how to program
Catchphrase: why won't you guys help
Per-day ability: troll /prog/
Alignment: antiSemitic proGentile; Mastered languages: German, Russian, English, pure untyped lambda calculus; Well Known languages: Hate speech, yiddish/hebrew aka cockmouthed chickenscratch; Known languages:/egin/script; WannaKnow languages:Symta; Hated languages: All kike languages; Ultimate holy plan: Exterminate the kikes; Catchphrase: "Shalom, Hymie!!"; Per-day ability: Indentifying, locating, and herding jews, gas chamber operator;
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Anonymous2013-03-13 13:25
>>58
The only cockmouthed language I know is French.
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Anonymous2013-03-13 13:31
Alignment: Lawful Evil
Mastered languages: C, Scheme, Haskell, Perl
Well Known languages: Python, C++, Javascript, M4
Known languages: Lisp, Factor, D, Cyclone
WannaKnow languages: F#
Hated languages: PHP, Java, C#
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Building a system in which everything can be administered. To create the ultimate bureaucracy.
Catchphrase: Somebody had to do the paper work.
Per-day ability: Creating and enforcing the rules on others.
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Anonymous2013-03-13 14:44
Alignment: Homosexual
Mastered languages: Haskell, Java;
Well Known languages: Gay Lisp;
Known languages: C/C++;
WannaKnow languages: Hebrew;
Hated languages: All dynamic typing languages;
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Pure functional World without naturals;
Catchphrase: "You spin me right round";
Per-day ability: Gaydar, Copromorphism, Anal Combinators.
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Anonymous2013-03-13 15:08
Alignment: LISP;
Mastered languages: LISP;
Well Known languages: LISP;
Known languages: LISP;
WannaKnow languages: LISP;
Hated languages: LISP
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: LISP;
Catchphrase: LISP;
Per-day ability: LISP.
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Anonymous2013-03-13 18:27
Alignment: AFiCAN AMERiCAN Mastered languages:QuickBASiC Well Known languages: VisualBASiC.NET Known languages: VisualBASiC 6.0 WannaKnow languages: DarkBASiC Hated languages: FreeBASiC Ultimate (possibly evil) plan:KiLL ALL WHiTE PEOPLE REPERATiONS MUDAFUQERS! Catchphrase: `THUG LYFE!' Per-day ability: SMOKE WEED E'RR DAY
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Anonymous2013-03-13 19:17
Alignment: caotic neutral; Mastered languages:BB CODE!; Well Known languages: English; Known languages: Python, Java; WannaKnow languages: C, C++, Japanese; Hated languages: PHP, JS It's cool to hate those on /prog/, right?; Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Well know more languages; Catchphrase: "Why won't this compile?"; Per-day ability: think of a clever per-day ability
Alignment: playful cleverness Mastered languages: English, Spanish, French, GNU C, Scheme, elisp Well Known languages: perl, python Known languages: FORTRAN, ada WannaKnow languages: Thai, Haskell Hated languages: SQL, Java, treacherous JS obfuscript, proprietary flavors of C Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: to make all software free Catchphrase: ``Happy hacking!'' Per-day ability: baptize into Church of Emacs
Alignment: spirit creature
Mastered languages: none
Well Known languages: Octave
Known languages: C, Javascript, Turbo Pascal, Visual Basic
WannaKnow languages: ASM
Hated languages: unknown
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: unknown
Catchphrase: `` ^^ ''
Per-day ability: charmin' da ladies xD
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Anonymous2013-03-13 23:10
Have you heard about the new meta-joke? It consists of an intriguing question that establishes the jocular tone, followed by a predictable yet humorous punchline.