/prog/ Roleplaying character sheet

Alignment: caotic good;
Mastered languages: C, C++;
Well Known languages: Python;
Known languages: Java, Various Assembly;
WannaKnow languages: Haskell, Perl;
Hated languages: PHP, Pascal, Java
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Rule the world;
Catchphrase: "You noob";
Per-day ability: Ballmer peak.

Alignment: caotic neutral;
Mastered languages: ^BB _CO^DE_!;
Well Known languages: English;
Known languages: Python, Java;
WannaKnow languages: C, C++, Japanese;
Hated languages: PHP, JS It's cool to hate those on /prog/, right?;
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Well know more languages;
Catchphrase: "Why won't this compile?";
Per-day ability: think of a clever per-day ability