/prog/ Roleplaying character sheet

Alignment: caotic good;
Mastered languages: C, C++;
Well Known languages: Python;
Known languages: Java, Various Assembly;
WannaKnow languages: Haskell, Perl;
Hated languages: PHP, Pascal, Java
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Rule the world;
Catchphrase: "You noob";
Per-day ability: Ballmer peak.

Alignment: 16-byte
Mastered languages: C, Perl
Well Known languages: JavaScript, Brainfuck, some toy languages of my own devising
Known languages: None at all
WannaKnow languages: Haskaaa, a Lisp
Hated languages: PHP, Javascript, Perl, Java, Sepples, FIOC, the usual
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Fulfil the Terminator prophecies
Catchphrase: None
Per-day ability: Shitting into a toilet