/prog/ Roleplaying character sheet

Alignment: caotic good;
Mastered languages: C, C++;
Well Known languages: Python;
Known languages: Java, Various Assembly;
WannaKnow languages: Haskell, Perl;
Hated languages: PHP, Pascal, Java
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Rule the world;
Catchphrase: "You noob";
Per-day ability: Ballmer peak.

Alignment: chaotic neutral
Mastered languages: none
Well Known languages: none
Known languages:  none
WannaKnow languages: C, C++, Python, Haskell
Hated languages: none
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: learn how to program
Catchphrase: why won't you guys help
Per-day ability: troll /prog/