Alignment: caotic good; Mastered languages: C, C++; Well Known languages: Python; Known languages: Java, Various Assembly; WannaKnow languages: Haskell, Perl; Hated languages: PHP, Pascal, Java Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Rule the world; Catchphrase: "You noob"; Per-day ability: Ballmer peak.
Name:
Anonymous2010-08-25 18:35
>>1
This reminds me, my very first program I ever wrote was a character sheet generator for the Palladium Fantasy RPG in BASIC. I did it on an old IBM 80386 system running DOS 5.0 and it only took a couple of hours to get it functioning without any prior programming knowledge.
Alignment: chaotic anus
Mastered languages: English (elementary)
Well Known languages: HTML
Known languages: Polish, Russian
WannaKnow languages: Nihongo
Hated languages: 1337speak
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: hax all anii
Catchphrase: "HAX MY ANUS"
Per-day ability: OH YAH SUE ME
Name:
Anonymous2010-08-25 18:43
>>3
Not the OP, but I almost mastered Sepples once. Then the feature complete C++0x Final Draft was published by WG21 back in March, and I'm still trying to master the new Sepplesocks features. It's compounded by the fact that no compiler implements all of the spec.
Anyway, OP hasn't mastered Sepples until he's mastered everything in Sepplesocks,
Name:
Anonymous2010-08-25 19:16
Alignment: True Neutral;
Mastered languages: Java, C;
Well Known languages: C++, Javascript;
Known languages: TrueBasic, some Assembly (primarily x86);
WannaKnow languages: Lisp, Perl;
Hated languages: null;
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Make the Internet sentient;
Catchphrase: "Just trust your computer, sometimes";
Per-day ability: Helping.
Alignment: True Neutral; Mastered languages: C (C90/C99), C++ (C++98, still learning C++0x), ARM assembly (ARMv5 through ARMv7); x86/x86-64 including up to to SSE4.2; Well Known languages: Lua, Python, Java, C#, OpenCL/GLSL/HLSL, Bash script, various DSLs for generating parsers/tokenizers, various SQL dialects; Known languages: Pascal, Delphi, Scheme, Common Lisp, SML, Perl, various other assembly languages; WannaKnow languages: None at the moment because when I want to learn something I generally start fucking learning it right away without pussy-footing around for months saying how I want learn it like a fucking bitch.; Hated languages: PHP, Java, Javascript, Ruby, or any other web-oriented fucking language; Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Eventually out-do Tim Sweeney or John Carmack at rendering engine technology; Catchphrase: "The fastest code in the west."; Per-day ability: Office-Chair Commander.
Name:
Anonymous2010-08-25 20:34
>>7
Your character should be named FUCKING H. COOL
>>9
Funny you should mention ZZT-OOP. I'm not doing a sheet, but I realized that if I did, "Hated languages" would have PHP and possibly ZZT-OOP... but the latter has endearing qualities.
Alignment: caotic neutral;
Mastered languages: C++;
Well Known languages: C, AS2 and 3;
Known languages: x86 Assembly;
WannaKnow languages: Java;
Hated languages: Phython, Ruby
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Program myself a government;
Catchphrase: "STL is for faggots";
Per-day ability: What is this, i don't even?
Alignment: Lawful good Mastered languages: yes Well Known languages: Known languages: WannaKnow languages: Hated languages: Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Invoke Singularity Catchphrase: My code writes code better than you
Alignment: Chaotic evil; Mastered languages: SexpCode Well Known languages: FIOC Known languages: C, HASKAL, PHP, JavaScript, Bash script WannaKnow languages: Scheme, Common Lisp Hated languages:BBCODE, English, Java, PHP, COBOL Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Turn /prog/ into the same kind of shitfest as /b/
Catchphrase:[/b]'Tis I, Xarn. Per-day ability: Post as FrozenVoid
Name:
Anonymous2010-08-26 3:19
Alignment: chaotic neutral
Mastered languages: none
Well Known languages: none
Known languages: C (barely), Basic (forgotten everything)
WannaKnow languages: Sussman-ese
Hated languages: java, just using programs written in it makes me want to smash things
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Learn a programming language, slay Tiamat
Catchphrase: "is this thing on?";
Per-day ability: Sussman's Superior Spell of Sudden Sleep.
Alignment: 16-byte
Mastered languages: C, Perl
Well Known languages: JavaScript, Brainfuck, some toy languages of my own devising
Known languages: None at all
WannaKnow languages: Haskaaa, a Lisp
Hated languages: PHP, Javascript, Perl, Java, Sepples, FIOC, the usual
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Fulfil the Terminator prophecies
Catchphrase: None
Per-day ability: Shitting into a toilet
Alignment: Lawful Neutral;
Mastered languages: Scheme
Well Known languages: C, Python
Known languages: Haskell, Ocaml, Ruby
WannaKnow languages: APL, Something erlangish, but not erlang
Hated languages: Perl, PHP, Python
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Have sex with a woman
Catchphrase: Evidently (not really a catchphrase, but it is a word that I overuse to a ridiculous extent)
Per-day ability: File Bug Report
Name:
Anonymous2010-08-26 13:28
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Mastered languages: Python, PHP, Brainfuck, Norwegian, English
Well Known languages: Haskell, C, x86_64-assembly
Known languages: Scheme, JavaScript.
WannaKnow languages: Icelandic (and Old Norse), Ilaksh, Lojban, Latin.
Hated languages: English, Java, C#, Basic of any sort,
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Comparative philosophy through artificial intelligence.
Catchphrase: ÆFLAGS JUST KICKED IN, YO!
Per-day ability: Psychosis.
Alignment: true neutral
Mastered languages: none
Well Known languages: none
Known languages: Java, C#
WannaKnow languages: Python, PHP, C, C++
Hated languages: C, C++
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Get a job developing software.
Catchphrase: "you're a faggot."
Per-day ability: Channeling "work" for up to 10 hours a day.
Alignment: None
Mastered languages: Common Lisp
Well Known languages: Haskell
Known languages: Scheme
WannaKnow languages: None
Hated languages: Imperative scum
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Die lonely
Catchphrase: "my other eval is an apply"
Per-day ability: Satori
>>20
I actually work in the games industry already, but for the first time I've gone gone rogue with about 15 other developers and we're building our own technology base from the ground up. Mobile gaming is definitely of interest to us, but we're also looking at PC and console gaming as well.