/prog/ Roleplaying character sheet

Alignment: caotic good;
Mastered languages: C, C++;
Well Known languages: Python;
Known languages: Java, Various Assembly;
WannaKnow languages: Haskell, Perl;
Hated languages: PHP, Pascal, Java
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Rule the world;
Catchphrase: "You noob";
Per-day ability: Ballmer peak.

Alignment: center
Mastered languages: CSS, HTML
Well Known languages: jQuery
Known languages: PHP
WannaKnow languages: Python
Hated languages: Scheme
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Deliver agile solutions
Catchphrase: "Fast. Elegant. Affordable."
Per-day ability: Photoshop mock-ups