Alignment: True Neutral; Mastered languages: C (C90/C99), C++ (C++98, still learning C++0x), ARM assembly (ARMv5 through ARMv7); x86/x86-64 including up to to SSE4.2; Well Known languages: Lua, Python, Java, C#, OpenCL/GLSL/HLSL, Bash script, various DSLs for generating parsers/tokenizers, various SQL dialects; Known languages: Pascal, Delphi, Scheme, Common Lisp, SML, Perl, various other assembly languages; WannaKnow languages: None at the moment because when I want to learn something I generally start fucking learning it right away without pussy-footing around for months saying how I want learn it like a fucking bitch.; Hated languages: PHP, Java, Javascript, Ruby, or any other web-oriented fucking language; Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Eventually out-do Tim Sweeney or John Carmack at rendering engine technology; Catchphrase: "The fastest code in the west."; Per-day ability: Office-Chair Commander.