/prog/ Roleplaying character sheet

Alignment: caotic good;
Mastered languages: C, C++;
Well Known languages: Python;
Known languages: Java, Various Assembly;
WannaKnow languages: Haskell, Perl;
Hated languages: PHP, Pascal, Java
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Rule the world;
Catchphrase: "You noob";
Per-day ability: Ballmer peak.

Alignment: Chaotic evil;
Mastered languages: SexpCode
Well Known languages: FIOC
Known languages: C, HASKAL, PHP, JavaScript, Bash script
WannaKnow languages: Scheme, Common Lisp
Hated languages: BBCODE, English, Java, PHP, COBOL
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Turn /prog/ into the same kind of shitfest as /b/
Catchphrase:[/b] 'Tis I, Xarn.
Per-day ability: Post as FrozenVoid