/prog/ Roleplaying character sheet

Alignment: caotic good;
Mastered languages: C, C++;
Well Known languages: Python;
Known languages: Java, Various Assembly;
WannaKnow languages: Haskell, Perl;
Hated languages: PHP, Pascal, Java
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Rule the world;
Catchphrase: "You noob";
Per-day ability: Ballmer peak.

Alignment: Lawful Evil;
Mastered languages: English, Perl;
Well Known languages: sh, C++;
Known languages: C, Python, Scheme;
WannaKnow languages: Haskell, LISP, German;
Hated languages: PHP, ,Ruby, Java, BBCode;
Ultimate (possibly evil) plan: Root fucking everything;
Catchphrase: "rifk";
Per-day ability: Insomnia.