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If programming languages were Touhous

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 12:03

Assembler: Sakuya
BASIC: Chen
C++: Reimu
C: Marisa
Clojure: Remilia
Cobol: Kaguya
Forth: Alice
Haskell: Patchouli
HTML: Cirno
Java: Yuyuko
Javascript: Mystia
Lua: Keine
Ocaml: Reisen
Pascal: China
Perl: Rinnosuke
PHP: Wriggle
Python: Sanae
Ruby: Yukari
Scheme: Satori

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 12:24

doop doop doop

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 12:34

Some of those are accurate, others are too hilarious:
>Perl: Rinnosuke
PHP: Wriggle
Maybe even in a bad way.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 13:14

But touhous are girls! Girls can't program!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 13:23

>>4
He didn't say  touhous are programmers, He said touhous are languages

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 13:27

>>5
Programming tongues.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 13:31

What are Touhous.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 14:18

>>7

Miracles of the universe.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 14:19

http://ph.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100616061318AAkBwUU

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 14:56

programming languages
HTML

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 15:13

>>10
HTML5 is Touring-complete, since it means Ajax.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 15:14

>>10
Cirno

derpityderpityderpyderp learn your toohoos

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 15:18

What the hell is a Touhou?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 15:40

>>1,12
Back to /jp/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 18:19

>>14
/jp/ == /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 19:02

>>13
A miracle of the universe. Please read the thread before replying!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-23 21:07

Scheme: Satori
I see what you did there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 1:34

so what is Flandre?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 2:25

VIVIT = Lisp
Lily White = Hello

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 4:07

>>18
brainfuck

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 6:57

It's hard to find reasons behind some of these. Why is China Pascal?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 12:34

>>21
Obviously you have not read a lot of Sakuya×China doujins.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 13:15

>>1
Less of this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 15:01

http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?word=東方&s_mode=s_tag
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=touhou

More of this.

Name: /prog/ Etiquette Advisor !fzcXE63Op. 2010-08-24 15:04

>>24
Please sage when shitposting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 15:14

>>25
Sir, I believe you are wrong.  Saging is exclusive to good posts, for shitposting it is customary to not sage.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 15:21

>>26
You're confused. The first step in making a good post is to assume you are making a shitpost.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 15:22

>>27
Why in the world would I want to make a good post when I can make a shit post?

Name: /prog/ Etiquette Advisor !fzcXE63Op. 2010-08-24 15:26

>>26-29
Behave.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 15:31

>>29
Behave... MY ANUS !!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 15:39

>>28
That's between you and your pineal gland. You may wish to consult it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 19:20

>>28
If you know you're shitposting, then it has a likelihood of being a good one without you knowing. Thus, you cannot win.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 19:53

I agree with the OP, except C should be Reimu and C++ should be Marisa

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-24 19:57

>>33
Yes, and Alice should be Simula. That way we can say Marisa (C++) stole Alice's precious thing (Simula class/object semantics and pragmatics).

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-13 11:02

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 4:26

Name: バンプ 2011-03-05 21:08

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Name: Anonymous 2011-03-05 22:07

>>34
Obligatory http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdj6deraQ6k

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-05 22:17

>>38
Lyrics   MIPS with "Loongson" LEMOTE
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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 23:18

Bampu 2hu

Name: 2012-01-25 6:54

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 6:54

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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-24 21:46

(✿◡‿◡)

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 6:39

Accurate and unbiased information

東方ECL: Hakurei Reimu
C: Kirisame Marisa
C++: Houjuu Nue
Erlang: Wriggle
Lisp: Yakumo Yukari

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 7:34

>>42
Looks like one of those college things.

GO JEWS!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-25 8:06

http://topwebcomics.com/outgoing.aspx?comicid=5562

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 18:51

C: Marisa
What

Also Scheme is Satori.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 20:23

you grandpas probably havent heard of c#/.NET yet, have you?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 23:14

>>49
You probably haven't heard of the shit I am excrementing at this very moment (latest, super kawaii), have you?

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-01 10:24



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