If programming languages were Touhous
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 12:03
Assembler: Sakuya
BASIC: Chen
C++: Reimu
C: Marisa
Clojure: Remilia
Cobol: Kaguya
Forth: Alice
Haskell: Patchouli
HTML: Cirno
Java: Yuyuko
Javascript: Mystia
Lua: Keine
Ocaml: Reisen
Pascal: China
Perl: Rinnosuke
PHP: Wriggle
Python: Sanae
Ruby: Yukari
Scheme: Satori
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 12:24
doop doop doop
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 12:34
Some of those are accurate, others are too hilarious:
>Perl: Rinnosuke
PHP: Wriggle
Maybe even in a bad way.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 13:14
But touhous are girls! Girls can't program!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 13:23
>>4
He didn't say touhous are programmers, He said touhous are languages
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 13:27
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 13:31
What are Touhous.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 14:18
>>7
Miracles of the universe.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 14:19
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 14:56
programming languages
HTML
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 15:13
>>10
HTML5 is Touring-complete, since it means Ajax.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 15:14
>>10
Cirno
derpityderpityderpyderp learn your toohoos
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 15:18
What the hell is a Touhou?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 15:40
>>1,12
Back to /jp/, please.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 18:19
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 19:02
>>13
A miracle of the universe. Please read the thread before replying
!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-23 21:07
Scheme: Satori
I see what you did there.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 1:34
so what is Flandre?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 2:25
VIVIT = Lisp
Lily White = Hello
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 4:07
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 6:57
It's hard to find reasons behind some of these. Why is China Pascal?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 12:34
>>21
Obviously you have not read a lot of Sakuya×China doujins.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 13:15
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 15:01
>>24
Please sage when shitposting.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 15:14
>>25
Sir, I believe you are wrong. Saging is exclusive to good posts, for shitposting it is customary to not sage.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 15:21
>>26
You're confused. The first step in making a good post is to assume you are making a shitpost.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 15:22
>>27
Why in the world would I want to make a good post when I can make a shit post?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 15:31
>>29
Behave...
MY ANUS !!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 15:39
>>28
That's between you and your pineal gland. You may wish to consult it.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 19:20
>>28
If you know you're shitposting, then it has a likelihood of being a good one without you knowing. Thus, you cannot win.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 19:53
I agree with the OP, except C should be Reimu and C++ should be Marisa
Name:
Anonymous
2010-08-24 19:57
>>33
Yes, and Alice should be Simula. That way we can say Marisa (C++) stole Alice's precious thing (Simula class/object semantics and pragmatics).
Name:
Anonymous
2010-11-13 11:02