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what language to start with? >_>

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 18:48

I'm 19 and stuff...no programming experience, I'm basically a humanitiesfag that wants to round myself out by becoming god tier in math in uni, and learning programming/logic and other left-brained stuff...i'm right-brained as fuck, etc.

and i know more than nothing, so don't say "VB" or some other bullshit =)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 18:49

brainfuck

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 18:49

ihbmt

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 18:50

i know more than nothing
You should know how to learn by yourself. It's not hard.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 18:54

-_- i do know how to learn on my own, i'm a polymath and autodidact

i'm assessing different options, which makes sense, due to the fact that an initial language will be a time investment

it's basically a throw-up between C, C++, Python, and Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 18:55

19 ... polymath and autodidact
Yep, sounds about right.
Pretentious teenagers have ruined those words.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 18:57

=_=

yeah, okay

i only taught myself how to read before i was 3

just answer my fucking question :D

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 18:58

No capitalisation, poor punctuation
``%sfag''
``god tier''
``=)'', ``-_-''
``polymath and autodidact''

If you aren't a troll, you sure are a dipshit. You don't deserve any help either way.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 18:59

hey guise

we're on the internet!

l2informallanguage

sheesh, my delivery style has little to do with the actual question

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 19:03

>>9
It has everything to do with what kind of a person you are, and what kind of help you therefore deserve.
And with that, you have all the advice you need and deserve.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 19:05

lolwat

k, i'll go ask somewhere less hostile

if you aren't going to help someone, why take the time to say anything?

derp!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 19:08

>>11
So that we can tell you to fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 19:44

Another job well done, I feel. There are too many of these threads.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 20:37

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 20:44

>>14
Have you looked at the results? What the fuck is the matter with you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 21:56

yeah there's no way anyone can use the words 'polymath' and 'autodidact' to describe themselves unironically without being an idiot
if you really are da Vinci reborn figure it out yourself. I did it in about half an hour, and I haven't cured cancer yet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 22:12

"which programming language should I learn" is the worst fucking question you can possibly ask any serious programmer. It doesn't make any fucking difference. If you're writing and reading code, you are learning programming. You can learn the right way or the wrong way--as long as you are smart enough to correct any misinformation you might have gathered at the start of your journey, its fucking simple to "learn" a "programming language".

Polymath, autodidact
One does not become either of these by identifying one's self as such, and in fact proves the opposite

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 22:45

>>17
It's not even close to the worst question. In fact, could there be a better question? It should be with honor that you meet the eager pupil, to send him on a noble path.

An artist will tell you to start with graphite, an easel, and a still life. A composer will tell you to start with a piano and scales. A philosopher will tell you to start with Plato. A playwright will tell you to start with Shakespeare. And a programmer will tell you to start with C and K&R.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 23:23

Modern /prague/ is better when I pretend that there are no trolls, idiots, or trollbaits, only a couple of jisaku jiens making elaborate caricatures of stereotypical forum personalities.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 23:48

>>5
i also be autodidac an polymath cuz i toght myself math and sience an shit when i was a shorti... maybe not hard shit like divisin shits fo brainics LOL!!!! but i mean like countin and shit my mom be sayin i always watchin sesme street and u no singin and countin cuz out in da hood man you get shot walkin to skool niga even shortis!!!! so i be tankin GOD my momma make me watch dem fuking pupets an shit cuz some niggas dont even no how 2 read!!!!


>>5 IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO UR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLIN DA MOTHA FUCKER THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE TRUE AUDODIDACS
WE POLYMATH TOGETHER
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE AUDODIDAC any ways your awesome lol

just showing respect 4 ur post!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 0:05

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 0:07

>>8
You forgot
>_>

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 0:18

factor.
the only reason i'm making a helpful suggestion is to troll that "DON'T HELP HIM!" idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 0:30

>>23
the only reason i'm making a helpful suggestion is to troll that "DON'T HELP HIM!" idiot. 
U mean the descriptivist blood bond?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 5:07

I'd say you should start off with JavaScript and a copy of SICP, only because I give my painting students a lead pipe and a stale loaf of bread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 6:17

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 6:25

>Polymath, autodidact
ARE YOU A WATER-DRINKER ?
IF YOU ARE, I'LL BE AMAZED

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 9:24

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 10:03

>>21
YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 10:13

>>29
YHBMT

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 11:29

>>30
YHBM2T

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 13:01

>>31
um...

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 13:22

>>25
So do the exercises with Javascript?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 14:22

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 14:22

>>33
EXERCISE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-23 14:23

>>1
"right-brained as fuck"
"other left-brained stuff".
You're a retard and IHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 18:38

TOO BAD >>1 IS RIGHT-BRAINED AS FUCK

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 18:42

AUTISM

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 18:43

AUTODIDACTISM

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 18:46

It took 36 replies to reach >>37?

IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 18:49

>>40
It's worse, it took six months and 36 posts to reach >>37.

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 19:04

>>39
Excellent!

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 19:18

FORTRAN

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 19:22

TRANFOR

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 19:24

FORTRAN TRANNY

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 19:25

TRANFOR FURRY

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 19:28

FORTH   

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 19:29

>>47
FIFTH              

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 19:36

>>48
NORTH

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-27 20:06

>>49
LISP

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-02 23:02

Don't change these.
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