what language to start with? >_>

I'm 19 and stuff...no programming experience, I'm basically a humanitiesfag that wants to round myself out by becoming god tier in math in uni, and learning programming/logic and other left-brained stuff...i'm right-brained as fuck, etc.

and i know more than nothing, so don't say "VB" or some other bullshit =)

No capitalisation, poor punctuation
``%sfag''
``god tier''
``=)'', ``-_-''
``polymath and autodidact''
If you aren't a troll, you sure are a dipshit. You don't deserve any help either way.