I'm 19 and stuff...no programming experience, I'm basically a humanitiesfag that wants to round myself out by becoming god tier in math in uni, and learning programming/logic and other left-brained stuff...i'm right-brained as fuck, etc.
and i know more than nothing, so don't say "VB" or some other bullshit =)
"which programming language should I learn" is the worst fucking question you can possibly ask any serious programmer. It doesn't make any fucking difference. If you're writing and reading code, you are learning programming. You can learn the right way or the wrong way--as long as you are smart enough to correct any misinformation you might have gathered at the start of your journey, its fucking simple to "learn" a "programming language".
Polymath, autodidact
One does not become either of these by identifying one's self as such, and in fact proves the opposite