what language to start with? >_>

I'm 19 and stuff...no programming experience, I'm basically a humanitiesfag that wants to round myself out by becoming god tier in math in uni, and learning programming/logic and other left-brained stuff...i'm right-brained as fuck, etc.

and i know more than nothing, so don't say "VB" or some other bullshit =)

I'd say you should start off with JavaScript and a copy of SICP, only because I give my painting students a lead pipe and a stale loaf of bread.