Brainstorm on how to get a no reply post

The only way I can think of is make the post then follow with a shit storm of bot/spam/necroposting to push the thread down way down.

Someone less lazy than me should write a bot to find which thread has the least number of replies.

holy shit just found a no reply post by random clicking, and bumped it haha

>>2
good job replying to your own post there.

Someone less lazy than me should write a bot to find which thread has the least number of replies.
something like sqlite3 prog.db 'select thread as t from threads order by (select count() from posts where thread = t) limit 1;'?

also, if you add a desc in there, you can find the one with the most replies, which is currently this one: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1250929041

>>3
select thread, count(*) as c from posts group by thread order by c limit 1;

Using nested queries is almost always wrong.

Using nested queries is almost always wrong.
but one of the times when it's not wrong is when trolling idiots like >>1.

wget -O- http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt | egrep '^([^<]*<>){4}1(<>[^<]*){2}$'

However, I'm going to reply to these unreplied threads so this script will return nothing in a few moments.

>>6
If only you'd saged your replies you would have done /prog/ proud. As it is, you're just another anus.

>>6
grep '<><>.\+<>1<>'

*greps dick*

>>9
8.5/10, made me laugh a bit

>>10
$ python
Python 2.6.5 (r265:79063, Apr 16 2010, 13:57:41)
[GCC 4.4.3] on linux2
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> 8.5/10
0.84999999999999998
>>> _

>>8
You must have one tiny dick if it takes grepping to locate it.

>>11
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