Brainstorm on how to get a no reply post

The only way I can think of is make the post then follow with a shit storm of bot/spam/necroposting to push the thread down way down.

Someone less lazy than me should write a bot to find which thread has the least number of replies.

wget -O- http://dis.4chan.org/prog/subject.txt | egrep '^([^<]*<>){4}1(<>[^<]*){2}$'

However, I'm going to reply to these unreplied threads so this script will return nothing in a few moments.