Brainstorm on how to get a no reply post

The only way I can think of is make the post then follow with a shit storm of bot/spam/necroposting to push the thread down way down.

Someone less lazy than me should write a bot to find which thread has the least number of replies.

>>10
$ python
Python 2.6.5 (r265:79063, Apr 16 2010, 13:57:41)
[GCC 4.4.3] on linux2
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> 8.5/10
0.84999999999999998
>>> _