Brainstorm on how to get a no reply post

The only way I can think of is make the post then follow with a shit storm of bot/spam/necroposting to push the thread down way down.

Someone less lazy than me should write a bot to find which thread has the least number of replies.

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good job replying to your own post there.

Someone less lazy than me should write a bot to find which thread has the least number of replies.
something like sqlite3 prog.db 'select thread as t from threads order by (select count() from posts where thread = t) limit 1;'?

also, if you add a desc in there, you can find the one with the most replies, which is currently this one: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1250929041