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The anus poster

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 7:27

I picture myself a dark room. There is filthy CRT screen buzzing away its phoshors, and a fat neckbeard sitting next to it. There is collection of anal dildoes all around him and remains of pizzas and potato chip packs, underneath them is a "C++ for dummies" half-eaten by rats. He giggles like a little pig and type another "My Anus" post, while test-driving another dildo in his ass.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 8:03

And you masturbate to such fantasies? I suggest you see a psychiatrist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 8:08

He's one annoying bastard, but now that you put it that way OP, it all makes sense.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 8:09

>>2
Why would >>1 masturbate to something from /prog/? Thats like using your mom photos instead of quality lesbian porn.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 8:52

>>1
[u][o]DILDO MY ANUS[/u][/o]

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 8:55

>>5
NICE BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 9:22

>>4
Thats like using your mom photos instead of quality lesbian porn.
What if you have quality lesbian pornographic photos of your mum?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 9:57

>Thats like using your mom photos instead of quality lesbian porn.
It's not that bad, I guarantee.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 10:01

>>4
But I do use pictures of your mom as lesbian porn

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 11:00

>>9
You mean you fap to pics like:
http://subimg.net/jpg?id=rFnarkTd1

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 11:29

>>10
A quick bing search shows this is a mirror of Last Measure. Nice try.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 11:34

>>11
It's actually an image of a woman with spread legs and a bottle lodged inside her vagina. I find it quite sad.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 11:51

>>12
She doesn't seem too happy about it :(

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 11:56

>>9
USE PICTURES OF MY ANUS AS LESBIAN PORN

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 11:59

>>11
MIRROR MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 12:13

>>15
MEASURE MY ANUS!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 12:13

>>14-16
Oh snap, would you look at the thread subject...

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 12:15

>>17
I see the irony is not lost on you! Give yourself a pat on the back!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 12:15

There is more than one anus poster

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 12:30

>>18
Thanks bruv ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 12:32

>>19
You mean the one with "SICP" instead of "C++ for dummies"?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 13:19

>>21
You might be surprised, but at the moment of writing >>16 I was actually wearing a tie, and there were no books at all on my EXPERT ENTERPRISE DESK. And I must assert most vigorously that I was giggling like a little girl, with not a hint of pig.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 17:32

>>22
I too don't have a neckbeard, or any dildoes (anal or otherwise), and no food scraps in my room, and no C++ for dummies. I own the classic Advanced Programming in the Unix Environment, and also the original K&R which I stole from my father. I sometimes do chortle loudly when I think of a particular witty variation of HMA to post. Sometimes I do realize that I am quite a disturbed individual, but most of the time I just assume I'm normal and the rest of the world is wrong

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 17:47

>>23
CHORTLE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 18:25

>>24
INTRANSITIVE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 7:54

>>26
NAZIGRAMMARIZE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 0:02

>>25
I just had to comment to give some points to this post

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 0:40

>>23
It figures a K&R-reading faggot would like a failed meme like HMA.
All the real C programmers are using ANSI C (also known as ISO C99) now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 1:17

>>28
Fuck you. C99 is Sepples in a straitjacket. There's a reason everyone still thinks of C89 as ``the'' ANSI C.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 1:46

I recall Bjarne wanted to "merge" C with C++. It didn't work

Name: HMA FAN 2010-05-14 2:20

Well, that was quite accurate.

Now next time you sneak in please leave my pots and pans unmolested.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 6:56

>>31
That wasn't me that was HMA FAN FAN

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 7:04

>>32
Hello real fake UMH memesmith

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 8:16

>>29
Fuck you!  Sepples is drunken C on methamphetamine.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 4:34

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 4:36

>>35
That's Patrick.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 4:40

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 5:27

>>37
Edit: Do I really have 200 upvotes for a comment giving some guy pointers on anally pleasuring himself with a dildo?
Yes, yes you do

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 5:35

ANUS MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 5:40

>>39
zomg recursive

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 5:43

>>37
Ctrl+F 'hax'
0 results
;_;

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 14:58

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Name: Theo de Raadt 2011-03-27 21:57

Queer Negro Association of Ameristan

Are you queer?
Are you a negro?
Are you a queer negro?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then the QNAA might be exactly what you've been looking for!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 22:21

>>43
LOOK FOR MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 22:51

>>42
Valid English.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-27 22:55

You have pictured yourself in the dark room.
Are you sure you are not the anus poster themself?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 9:06

PICTURE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 12:10

You have pictured yourself in the dark room.
>A dark room
>You are approached a grue
>...

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-12 16:47

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 17:46

AIDS was made by THE GOVERNMENT

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-12 21:05

how do i fart the new autism?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-12 23:59

MORE LIKE
THIS IS EVERYONE IN PROG EXCEPT ME, A TRUE OG
AMIRITE LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZzz!!11oNE!!1ONE1!

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 1:50

I picture myself a dark room. There is a filthy CRT screen buzzing away its phoshors, and a fat neckbeard sitting next to it. There is a collection of ``autism macro'' posters all over the walls and remains of shits and crap nuggets, underneath them is a "Coprophilia for dummies" half-eaten by rats. He giggles like a little pig and type another "Autism"/"Farts" post, while cumming on another shit and eating it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 1:51

>>53
The autism/farts poster.

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 3:45

how do i fart the new autism?

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 3:47

how do i fart the new autism?

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 8:59

I picture myself a dark room. There is a filthy CRT screen buzzing away its phoshors, and a fat autistic faggot neckbeard sitting next to it. There is a collection of Japanese posters all over the walls and remains of shits and crap nuggets, underneath them is a "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs" half-eaten by rats. He giggles like a little pig and type another "Read SICP" post, while cumming on another shit and eating it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 9:09

I picture myself in a dark room. There is a glorious FW900 buzzing away its phosphors, and an underweight neckbeard sitting next to it. There is a collection of ash trays all around him and remains of cup noodles and empty diet coke cans, underneath them is a "Routing Protocols and Concepts" half-chewed by my cats. I giggle like a little girl and type another "/polecat kebabs/" post, while taking another drag from my cigarette.

Name: Java Suit 2011-05-13 16:21

JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 16:45

>>57
TRUTH

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 18:28

>>57
underneath them is a "Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs" half-eaten by rats.
Nope.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 18:47

>>61
oh yes, lithpfag. admit to it you fucking faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-13 18:55

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FISTING

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-14 11:42

FIST MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-21 21:00

>>2
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 8:15

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 10:13

CHECK MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 11:39

>>67
PROSTATE ENLARGED.
MY ANUS SAYS SEEK MEDICAL HELP.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 11:50

69 MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-09 5:47

Name: weldus 2014-02-11 1:03

weld my anus

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