/prog/ - The anus poster

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 7:27

I picture myself a dark room. There is filthy CRT screen buzzing away its phoshors, and a fat neckbeard sitting next to it. There is collection of anal dildoes all around him and remains of pizzas and potato chip packs, underneath them is a "C++ for dummies" half-eaten by rats. He giggles like a little pig and type another "My Anus" post, while test-driving another dildo in his ass.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 8:03

And you masturbate to such fantasies? I suggest you see a psychiatrist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 8:08

He's one annoying bastard, but now that you put it that way OP, it all makes sense.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 8:09

>>2
Why would >>1 masturbate to something from /prog/? Thats like using your mom photos instead of quality lesbian porn.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 8:52

>>1
[u][o]DILDO MY ANUS[/u][/o]

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 8:55

>>5
NICE BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 9:22

>>4
Thats like using your mom photos instead of quality lesbian porn.
What if you have quality lesbian pornographic photos of your mum?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 9:57

>Thats like using your mom photos instead of quality lesbian porn.
It's not that bad, I guarantee.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 10:01

>>4
But I do use pictures of your mom as lesbian porn

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 11:00

>>9
You mean you fap to pics like:
http://subimg.net/jpg?id=rFnarkTd1

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 11:29

>>10
A quick bing search shows this is a mirror of Last Measure. Nice try.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 11:34

>>11
It's actually an image of a woman with spread legs and a bottle lodged inside her vagina. I find it quite sad.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 11:51

>>12
She doesn't seem too happy about it :(

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 11:56

>>9
USE PICTURES OF MY ANUS AS LESBIAN PORN

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 11:59

>>11
MIRROR MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 12:13

>>15
MEASURE MY ANUS!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 12:13

>>14-16
Oh snap, would you look at the thread subject...

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 12:15

>>17
I see the irony is not lost on you! Give yourself a pat on the back!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 12:15

There is more than one anus poster

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 12:30

>>18
Thanks bruv ;-)

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 12:32

>>19
You mean the one with "SICP" instead of "C++ for dummies"?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 13:19

>>21
You might be surprised, but at the moment of writing >>16 I was actually wearing a tie, and there were no books at all on my EXPERT ENTERPRISE DESK. And I must assert most vigorously that I was giggling like a little girl, with not a hint of pig.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 17:32

>>22
I too don't have a neckbeard, or any dildoes (anal or otherwise), and no food scraps in my room, and no C++ for dummies. I own the classic Advanced Programming in the Unix Environment, and also the original K&R which I stole from my father. I sometimes do chortle loudly when I think of a particular witty variation of HMA to post. Sometimes I do realize that I am quite a disturbed individual, but most of the time I just assume I'm normal and the rest of the world is wrong

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 17:47

>>23
CHORTLE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-11 18:25

>>24
INTRANSITIVE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 7:54

>>26
NAZIGRAMMARIZE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 0:02

>>25
I just had to comment to give some points to this post

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 0:40

>>23
It figures a K&R-reading faggot would like a failed meme like HMA.
All the real C programmers are using ANSI C (also known as ISO C99) now.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 1:17

>>28
Fuck you. C99 is Sepples in a straitjacket. There's a reason everyone still thinks of C89 as ``the'' ANSI C.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 1:46

I recall Bjarne wanted to "merge" C with C++. It didn't work

Name: HMA FAN 2010-05-14 2:20

Well, that was quite accurate.

Now next time you sneak in please leave my pots and pans unmolested.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 6:56

>>31
That wasn't me that was HMA FAN FAN

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 7:04

>>32
Hello real fake UMH memesmith

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 8:16

>>29
Fuck you! Sepples is drunken C on methamphetamine.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 4:34

The anus poster
http://i.imgur.com/0XQCi.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 4:36

>>35
That's Patrick.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 4:40

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/c31wy/i_did_something_stupid_with_my_anus_and_i_need/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 5:27

>>37
Edit: Do I really have 200 upvotes for a comment giving some guy pointers on anally pleasuring himself with a dildo?
Yes, yes you do

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 5:35

ANUS MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 5:40

>>39
zomg recursive

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