The anus poster

I picture myself a dark room. There is filthy CRT screen buzzing away its phoshors, and a fat neckbeard sitting next to it. There is collection of anal dildoes all around him and remains of pizzas and potato chip packs, underneath them is a "C++ for dummies" half-eaten by rats. He giggles like a little pig and type another "My Anus" post, while test-driving another dildo in his ass.

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I too don't have a neckbeard, or any dildoes (anal or otherwise), and no food scraps in my room, and no C++ for dummies. I own the classic Advanced Programming in the Unix Environment, and also the original K&R which I stole from my father. I sometimes do chortle loudly when I think of a particular witty variation of HMA to post. Sometimes I do realize that I am quite a disturbed individual, but most of the time I just assume I'm normal and the rest of the world is wrong