The anus poster

I picture myself a dark room. There is filthy CRT screen buzzing away its phoshors, and a fat neckbeard sitting next to it. There is collection of anal dildoes all around him and remains of pizzas and potato chip packs, underneath them is a "C++ for dummies" half-eaten by rats. He giggles like a little pig and type another "My Anus" post, while test-driving another dildo in his ass.

Well, that was quite accurate.

Now next time you sneak in please leave my pots and pans unmolested.