Worst programming puns
1
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-12 0:16
What is the worst prog ramming-related pun you have ever heard? The one that makes you cringe most? Yes, that one.
2
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-12 0:23
Prague .
3
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-12 0:58
The contents of my other address register are the contents of the decrement register.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-12 1:16
Despite depreciation, even in the .Net framework you still have to com pile.
5
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-12 1:24
A thread can be on topic and still be shitting up the board, the two are not mutually exclusive.
6
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-12 1:29
Punsy McKale
7
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-12 3:20
>>5
so what you're saying, then, is that even though this is an on topic thread,
***IT'S AN EXCEPTION
8
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-12 4:23
>>5
wow. That's my quote
I feel so loved
10
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-12 8:59
emacs virgins
11
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-12 9:02
my wieners hot
12
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-12 9:05
13
Name:
UMH memesmith !gNlkr4vCuc
2010-03-12 15:09
>>12
It sure didn't take a whole lot of effort
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY /PROG/, YOU GURGLING COCKPUSTULE
14
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-12 17:35
Not prog ramming-related but /prog/ -related:im well new to programming and do not have Java which is the first language i learned very little experience with other languages.to think i started learning c + + was what about hope and how best should i do it? forgive my english im not england I've heard that no man is an island.
15
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-12 17:36
>>14
Sorry, forgot my bampu. pantsu
16
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-12 18:24
>>14
Definitely Bon Jovi.
17
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-12 18:30
18
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-12 22:03
>>13
GURGLING COCKPUSTULE
My cockpustule ejaculated when I read this :)
19
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-12 23:39
Halloween = Christmas.
20
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-13 0:48
21
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-13 3:35
U MENA (= #o31 25)
22
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-13 3:35
>>13
fake UMH mememsith detected!
23
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-13 3:53
Hax my anus you gangbanging fags.
24
Name:
UMH memesmith !gNlkr4vCuc
2010-03-13 13:07
>>22
You PHP morons couldn't tell which of us was real if he severely fucked you up with a steamroller. Go
back to /g/ and never program again.
25
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-13 19:20
What's the difference between C and C++?one
26
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-13 19:22
>>24
that was pretty harsh dude.
27
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-13 23:30
GOD IS REAL UNLESS DECLARED AS INTEGER
28
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-13 23:46
>>27
I'm pretty sure you mean
complex .
29
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-14 1:11
>>27
Damn that made me cringe. Fits perfectly in the thread.
30
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-14 5:16
Hax my anus.
31
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-14 5:17
Hax my anus.
32
Name:
!scyTheNg3k
2010-03-14 8:31
>>23,30,31
Back to /lounge/, please!
33
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-14 22:10
When you stare into the void, the FV stares back at you.
34
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-14 22:44
I could tell he was lying, because his bool shit was false.tee hee
35
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-14 22:53
>>33
Hey, that was
my joke -- how dare you
[m] bampu
[m] with it?
36
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-14 23:22
>>35
BBcode failure results in immediately loss of all copyright on this board. Sorry.
37
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-14 23:23
>>36
Grammar failure results in immediate loss of all right to post on this board. Sorry.
38
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-15 0:15
39
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-17 19:17
40
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-17 22:49
>>39
A better response would have been "Before or after you asked that question?"
"Do you know how boolean logic works?"
"Maybe."
41
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-17 23:42
>>40
That might have been funny if boolean meant binary.
42
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-17 23:52
>>41
There are 10 different types of people in the world: those that understand binary, and those who don't.
43
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-18 0:15
>>42
Plus eight more types.
44
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-18 1:14
>>43 if your asshole really opened the gates of heaven the why does it smell of shit?
45
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-18 12:54
>>44
because heaven is shit
46
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-18 14:42
>>45 may the angels of the golden city cast droplets of semen rain down before you
47
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-18 14:54
48
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-18 23:24
private String panties;
49
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-19 8:54
better?
50
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-19 16:41
Does GJS Jay Sussman still teach at the MIT Institute of Technology?
51
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-19 16:45
Does GJS Jay Sussman still teach at the MIT Institute of Technology?
52
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-19 18:34
>>51
He is now refereed to as the anal tickler!
53
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-19 20:46
>>51
I don't think the Massachusetts Institute of Technology Institute of Technology, exists...
54
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-19 21:15
>>53
But the MIT Institute of Technology Institute of Technology does.
55
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-19 22:16
Massachuchu Institute of IT and Technology.
56
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 2:19
>>55
Sounds like its from anime
57
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-20 2:33
>>56
Although the name can't be written using Japanese syllabary.
I am never getting laid for knowing that.
58
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 3:59
>>57
Nothing wrong with knowing that. I may need to know that for if I'm ever a contestant on Jeopardy!.
59
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 4:27
60
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 6:02
>>59
Kawaii (^_^)
*grabs gun and points at head*
61
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 6:17
>>60
Grab this! *grabs dick*
62
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 6:36
*grabs anus*
63
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 6:37
>>59
You are now imagining this with
THE SUSSMAN 's voice.
64
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 6:56
65
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-22 21:18
66
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-22 21:52
>>50,53-55 assembler language
67
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-22 21:53
ITT we sage the top thread with AA tags.
68
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-22 22:11
>>67
That's exactly what I just did, want to fight about it?
69
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-22 22:21
fight my anus
70
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-22 22:26
>>69
71
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-22 22:41
``Whoa, dude. Just relax, bro. Let it slide in ''
72
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-22 23:05
73
Name:
Anonymous 2010-03-22 23:18
>>71
``But aniki, it's too big! I just can't handle your girth!''
77
Name:
Anonymous
2011-01-31 20:11
<-- check em dubz
78
Name:
Anonymous 2011-02-03 3:11
79
Name:
Anonymous 2011-02-04 11:27