Worst programming puns

What is the worst programming-related pun you have ever heard? The one that makes you cringe most? Yes, that one.

I'll start: Reports on new cryptographic algorithms should be taken with a grain of salt.

Does GJS Jay Sussman still teach at the MIT Institute of Technology?

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I don't think the Massachusetts Institute of Technology Institute of Technology, exists...

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But the MIT Institute of Technology Institute of Technology does.

Massachuchu Institute of IT and Technology.