Worst programming puns
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-12 0:16
What is the worst programming-related pun you have ever heard? The one that makes you cringe most? Yes, that one.
I'll start: Reports on new cryptographic algorithms should be taken with a grain of salt.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-17 23:42
>>40
That might have been funny if boolean meant binary.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-17 23:52
>>41
There are 10 different types of people in the world: those that understand binary, and those who don't.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-18 0:15
>>42
Plus eight more types.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-18 1:14
>>43 if your asshole really opened the gates of heaven the why does it smell of shit?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-18 12:54
>>44
because heaven is shit
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-18 14:42
>>45 may the angels of the golden city cast droplets of semen rain down before you
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-18 14:54
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-18 23:24
private String panties;
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-19 8:54
better?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-19 16:41
Does GJS Jay Sussman still teach at the MIT Institute of Technology?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-19 16:45
Does GJS Jay Sussman still teach at the MIT Institute of Technology?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-19 18:34
>>51
He is now refereed to as the anal tickler!
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-19 20:46
>>51
I don't think the Massachusetts Institute of Technology Institute of Technology, exists...
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-19 21:15
>>53
But the MIT Institute of Technology Institute of Technology does.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-19 22:16
Massachuchu Institute of IT and Technology.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 2:19
>>55
Sounds like its from anime
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 2:33
>>56
Although the name can't be written using Japanese syllabary.
I am never getting laid for knowing that.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 3:59
>>57
Nothing wrong with knowing that. I may need to know that for if I'm ever a contestant on Jeopardy!.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 4:27
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 6:02
>>59
Kawaii (^_^)
*grabs gun and points at head*
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 6:17
>>60
Grab this! *grabs dick*
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 6:36
*grabs anus*
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 6:37
>>59
You are now imagining this with
THE SUSSMAN's voice.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-20 6:56
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-22 21:18
Old Perl programmers
never die, they just slowly
iterate away
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-22 21:52
>>50,53-55
LCD display
CRT tube
also, assembler language
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-22 21:53
ITT we sage the top thread with AA tags.
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-22 22:11
>>67
That's exactly what I just did, want to fight about it?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-22 22:21
fight my anus
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-22 22:26
>>69
How can one fight that which surrenders itself to him?
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-22 22:41
``Whoa, dude. Just relax, bro. Let it slide in''
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-22 23:05
Name:
Anonymous
2010-03-22 23:18
>>71
``But aniki, it's too big! I just can't handle your girth!''
Name:
Anonymous
2011-01-31 20:11
<-- check em dubz
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-03 3:11
Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-04 11:27