Worst programming puns

What is the worst programming-related pun you have ever heard? The one that makes you cringe most? Yes, that one.

I'll start: Reports on new cryptographic algorithms should be taken with a grain of salt.

Not programming-related but /prog/-related:

im well new to programming and do not have Java which is the first language i learned very little experience with other languages.to think i started learning c + + was what about hope and how best should i do it? forgive my english im not england

I've heard that no man is an island.