The year is 2020. 4chan was bought out a year ago and is now a joint venture by Fox and MTV. The 2010's generation is now referred to as the "4chan Generation" or "Generation Anonymous", similar to the "Myspace/Facebook Generation" that preceded it.
New boards include: /merch/ (for merchandise!), /twe/ (tweens), /per/ (personal), /hs/ (high school), /col/ (college), /fny/ (funny), /lux/ (luxury), and /hot/ (for hot things, whatever that is).
All inappropriate words are censored from /b/ and the only purpose of /b/ is to generate new memes for the production of new merchandise (/merch/). 4channers will be able to purchase merchandise from the online store.
/v/ has been separated into /wii2/, /xbox720/, and /ps4/ (pc gaming does not exist) while /tv/ is now /mo/ (movies), /tv/ (television), /ce/ (celebrities), /rt/ (reality television) and /mtv/.
The porn boards and pirating boards are removed. Any link to piracy, racism, sexism, or sexual content in general results in a ban.
A "point system" exists. Accumulated points can be used to customize Anonymous with various meme accessories, like Longcat and W.T. Snacks ban hammer. Points can also be bought with monetary payment.
Disney's new sitcom is in development, starring a half Japanese, half American girl (who's secretly a pop star) that meets a couple of 4channers in real life. They go on wacky hijinks solving mysteries. Much of the humor is derived from the fact that the 4channers are "nerdy" white otakus, while the main character is popular, cool and asian (sort of ).
Hot Topic now sells Guy Fawkes and Mudkips merchandise. Also available in any nearby Walmart or Giant.
This is scary because it's true. But you forgot the part where all nouns we know are gone and new nouns are instead created by appending -fag to other words.
Man, the Visual Studio 2020 almost short-circuited my brain when I tried to compile Tic Tac Toe in VR mode.
Turns out tab length in PyCthon is a big deal.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 9:02
>>7
Stupid fuelfag tapping in my Witricity generator.
They don't know it programmed to short circuit anything using that frequency without supplying a secure channel password.
I hope you learned your lesson.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 9:06
>>8
Fuck, thank Dawkins i have adaptive mesh backups in my yard working from solar. This is cruel. I would run everything through a simulator from now on.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 9:19
>>5
Heard about the latest joke?
A drawfag, a wordfag and a cutfag walk into bar. They HAX THEIR OWN ANUSES VIA UDP. Isn't this hilarious?
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Anonymous2010-03-06 9:26
That's funny the stuff OP said is not mentioned anywhere here:
Remember when everyone said Microsoft will never go bankrupt and its cloud is a fucking state-of-art installation?
Guess they all went wrong, since it been 3 years after terrorists from Software Liberation Front suicided inside the complex despite all the secbots and hoverbots guarding it.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 9:39
>>14
Retarded cloudfag fantasy. Its was all a plot by Google.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 9:44
remember how we used to think that the world would end in 2012. those were some funny times, now aliens are threatening to kill us. damn i just wish o would have invested my money in GNU share then i could afford a place on the moon now.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 9:51
>>14
;_; thanks for reminding me how i lost 3PB of VR porn flicks.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 10:34
Remember all the hype about flying cars?
Guess what, no one ever needs cars now, since VR-omnipresence and holobots went cheap. They people who "manually" drive anything only remain in extreme sports.
I personally had to use Google Train only 4 times since the VR switch and no car will be ever close to this level of comfort.
____________________
Posted from my iCourier
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Anonymous2010-03-06 11:07
I've just bought "Mat Dickie wresting compilation" and "Velox et Astrum" for Xbox720. Haters gonna hate.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 11:15
>>19
I almost raged for you buying games for a dead console, then i remembered Google bought the game assets of MS after bankruptcy. This is ancient shit though, its not built for BCI interfaces, i can't fathom how you can play it with hand cramps.
Even those zero-pressure keyboards and fingermice are awfully tiring.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 11:46
What is the moral code of altruism? The basic principle of altruism is that man has no right to exist for his own sake, that service to others is the only justification of his existence, and that self-sacrifice is his highest moral duty, virtue and value.
Do not confuse altruism with kindness, good will or respect for the rights of others. These are not primaries, but consequences, which, in fact, altruism makes impossible. The irreducible primary of altruism, the basic absolute, is self-sacrifice—which means; self-immolation, self-abnegation, self-denial, self-destruction—which means: the self as a standard of evil, the selfless as a standard of the good.
Do not hide behind such superficialities as whether you should or should not give a dime to a software vendor. That is not the issue. The issue is whether you do or do not have the right to exist without giving him that dime. The issue is whether you must keep buying your life, dime by dime, from any software vendor who might choose to approach you. The issue is whether the need of others is the first mortgage on your life and the moral purpose of your existence. The issue is whether man is to be regarded as a sacrificial animal. Any man of self-esteem will answer: “No.” Altruism says: “Yes.”
Join Software Liberation Front and change your future.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 11:55
>>21
I'm reporting you to Google Police, terrorist scum.
I can't still believe Stallman justified early SLF antics(thankfully hes in a madhouse now with his toes taped off, its amazing what VR addiction has done to a man.).
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Anonymous2010-03-06 11:57
>>22
Actually i read archives of his early history and he has shown the same OTBS(obsessive toe-biting syndrome) behavior as that which happened during his speech on SLF. How disgusting.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 12:06
>>22
I bet those people who got Stallman locked in his madhouse capsule have addicted him to VR too. Its was all part of Google plan to reduce FSF power over software market.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 12:09
Old men... running the world.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 12:15
>>25
Its sad, and they always get life extension with neuroimplants and limb prosthetics. No one wants to die.
And those interlocking directorships of Google are effectively immortal.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 12:16
>>24,26
You aren't one of those SLF lunatics, are you?
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Anonymous2010-03-06 12:24
>>27
No, i'm not. I just tend to have very cynical view on this world.
Consider how much PR Google have done over the decades and how little do they contribute to welfare. As a monopoly they have no need to upgrade the basic packs, since no one else will hire the outsiders.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 12:29
>>28
By that logic, every outsider would walk off their capsule and join SLF. They obviously provide enough. Have you heard of their new program about distribution of low-costs replicators?
You get free Google Energy for 1 month, and you don't have to sign any contract with Google.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 12:33
WE'VE ALL BEEN REPLACED WITH ARTISTS
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Anonymous2010-03-06 12:35
why the hell do we still have to use x86 after ~45 years?
gee intel still hasnt switched to 64bit and still dominates the market, i really wonder why intel is still in business.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 12:40
>>29
You're deluded. Many outsiders don't even have a capsule or any autobots(Back then I lived inside an autobot for awhile and it wasn't pretty). SLF preys on the weak and desperate.
You can check any holocams of patrol hoverbots and see for yourself, and remember the hoverbots never get past the outskirts. What happens outside the cities is hell.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 12:44
>>30
U MEAN GOOGLE'S "CREATIVE PROGRAMMER" AI SUITE
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Anonymous2010-03-06 12:48
>>33
Don't mention that garbage. Its has the brains of down syndrome baby and can't keep from introducing memory leaks(and on 16TB system which i'm forced to use, its sluggish).
I myself prefer Apple's iThink(which is much more polished and follows your orders letter to letter).
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Anonymous2010-03-06 12:51
>>31
I recall that time when ARM tried to gain market share, but they were fragmented and built weaker processors.
Eventually Intel made Atom Z III, and the rest is history.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 13:19
I heard a rumor that Steve Jobs is still alive somewhere where he is building an army of user-friendly android warriors, could there be any truth to this?
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Anonymous2010-03-06 13:23
>>36
Yeah right, just like Elvis. These are clones made by SLF for propoganda purposes.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 13:30
>>37
Sounds pretty asinine to use Apple's founder image against Apple itself. They have no sense of ethics. The lies about Steve joining SLF are built over repurposed Apple archives which they stolen in August of this year. You know that time they actually contributed to Open Source? They built a whole agenda over it, making Steve some sort of Open Source evangelist. Predictably only outsiders believe this nonsense, everyone who researched Google archives and most old-timers know Steve wasn't like that.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 13:33
I tried to post in /lux/ and was banned for mentioning how i replicated some high-end tablets for pennies. They have pretty strong AI filter.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 13:52
>>39
Big loss, lol. They are spammed right now by some kid with a 200Gbps connection. Its full of fluorescent flying penises in every thread. People have been complaining on MTV tech support for hours. Serves them right for firing last remaining moderators.
4chan was unique like that, with live non-AI mods.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 13:55
>>40
I heard the mods before AI were just outsourced from India anyway.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 14:12
There are some strange rumours spreading inside the SLF that the missing Sussman was sighted not long enough side by side with Donald E. Knuth.
It is said that when some of us tried to recruit them, replied that his objective was to destroy QPHP with whatever life he has left and thus, make the world a better place.
Just a rumour tough.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 14:14
>>42 also, you can never get me
I'm behind seven anal proxies
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Anonymous2010-03-06 14:28
>>42
You know the new Amazon store from 2016? Its was designed by a kid in QPHP. And they still use it. I saw the code and it was just sixty objects. I can't post source due to neural implants(so NDA is enforced).
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Anonymous2010-03-06 15:00
Haxxing has never been as efficient as with the brand-new AnusHaxer 3000!
REMOVE THIS ILLEGAL CLONE OF ANONHOLO.COM OR I WILL BE ANGRY
ALSO FOX OWNS SYSOP CR1000000000 PAY UP OR ELSE
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Anonymous2010-03-06 22:41
This thread is now about Feathery porn. Quack Quack!
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Anonymous2010-03-06 22:51
Porn tiers:
God Tier:Gelly
High Tier:Feathery
Mid Tier:Furry
Sort-of-Want Tier:Aquatics
Low Tier:Scalie
Shit Tier:Human
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Anonymous2010-03-06 22:56
>>47
Littler spidergirls are the best. Especially those with 8 breasts as they rub over you in VR sims.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 23:15
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out implants
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their chats are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Load my sims I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
The sims in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people talk in circles its a very, very
Post-Singularity world, Post-Singularity world
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Anonymous2010-03-06 23:18
>>52
Goddamn faggots, these aren't called "circles" these are smilies and frownies. Stop butchering English.
>>51
There is a mod for Final Fantasy XXV which allows you to have sex with all the monsters, spidergirls included. They have the 8 breast variety too.(I can't posts links i'll get banned get for linking porn)
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Anonymous2010-03-07 0:08
>>55
..And they said Xbox720 only has third-rate simware.
I'm SO going to troll /wii2/ about this.
>>71
You do realise that no-one actually thinks this is what the future will be like. IHBT
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Anonymous2010-03-07 14:44
The future:
- A team of 85 moderators watches over /b/ and ban people for any reason they want
- /a/ changes its focus to discuss only japanese animation and comics
- /v/ is separated into the only remaining gaming platforms, /dreamcast2/ and /gnu/linux/
- The Sussman is hired to moderate /prog/
- Danboorufs makes every porn board obsolete.
>>1 Hot Topic now sells Guy Fawkes and Mudkips merchandise.
Why is it that every time I glance at this, I assume it is someone reporting current events?
Remeber those haskell retards? Puny guys didn't even have any legacy code to grasp their lives on. Mostly extinct now. Rare specimen could be found in darkest basements solely.
DNAng is marching loud.
Cobol neckbeards still kicking though.
>>90
I count at least three references that would not make sense in 2007.
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Anonymous2012-12-01 17:24
OKCUPID.COM STILL SUCKS AND IS FULL OF MEN WHO BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE WOMEN.
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