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Name: Anonymous 2010-03-06 8:30

The year is 2020. 4chan was bought out a year ago and is now a joint venture by Fox and MTV. The 2010's generation is now referred to as the "4chan Generation" or "Generation Anonymous", similar to the "Myspace/Facebook Generation" that preceded it.

New boards include: /merch/ (for merchandise!), /twe/ (tweens), /per/ (personal), /hs/ (high school), /col/ (college), /fny/ (funny), /lux/ (luxury), and /hot/ (for hot things, whatever that is).

All inappropriate words are censored from /b/ and the only purpose of /b/ is to generate new memes for the production of new merchandise (/merch/). 4channers will be able to purchase merchandise from the online store.

/v/ has been separated into /wii2/, /xbox720/, and /ps4/ (pc gaming does not exist) while /tv/ is now /mo/ (movies), /tv/ (television), /ce/ (celebrities), /rt/ (reality television) and /mtv/.

The porn boards and pirating boards are removed. Any link to piracy, racism, sexism, or sexual content in general results in a ban.

A "point system" exists. Accumulated points can be used to customize Anonymous with various meme accessories, like Longcat and W.T. Snacks ban hammer. Points can also be bought with monetary payment.

Disney's new sitcom is in development, starring a half Japanese, half American girl (who's secretly a pop star) that meets a couple of 4channers in real life. They go on wacky hijinks solving mysteries. Much of the humor is derived from the fact that the 4channers are "nerdy" white otakus, while the main character is popular, cool and asian (sort of ).

Hot Topic now sells Guy Fawkes and Mudkips merchandise. Also available in any nearby Walmart or Giant.

moot is somewhere in Africa dying of AIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 7:38

Breaking News: Coffee Party leads Tea Party by 15% in polls winning 2020 Google Elections. Newscast at 11:20 Stay tuned

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 17:14

>>81
+5, Funny

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-14 17:34

>>82
Back to kuro5hin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 9:26

Bamp from the past. Are we close yet?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 10:01

Meh, by 2020 my Russian should be good enough to fully migrate to Russian chans.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 10:24

>>85
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 11:08

>>85
Russian chans have enough Jews already. Better migrate to Nigeria.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 11:31

I AM THE MOST NGGERIA MATURE

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 11:44

>>87
A country where niggers are beaten or killed in the streets cannot be that bad.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 11:48

This copypasta reads like it's from 2007

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 12:32

>>46
Holy shit, that's awesome! ! Why hasn't VR come yet?

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 13:11

>>46,47,91
Get institutionalized, freaks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 14:08

Remeber those haskell retards? Puny guys didn't even have any legacy code to grasp their lives on. Mostly extinct now. Rare specimen could be found in darkest basements solely.
DNAng is marching loud.
Cobol neckbeards still kicking though.

Name: VIPPER 2012-12-01 14:25

moot is somewhere in Africa dying of AIDS.
I so wish this were true.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 14:35

>>90
I count at least three references that would not make sense in 2007.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 16:40

>LE LELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>LE MEME FACE WHEN
>LE MEME FACE WHEN
>LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>EGIN!
>EGINGIN!!!!
>EGINGINGWIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>MY LEL FACE WHEN LE /G/RO IS FUQIN EGIN

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 17:24

OKCUPID.COM STILL SUCKS AND IS FULL OF MEN WHO BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE WOMEN.
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Name: sage 2012-12-01 17:43

>>1

Sounds like Gaiaonline.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 17:51

>>97
because in future there are no men nor women.
sexual dimorphism is outdated.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 18:05

>>99
Fuck off, Shlomo-kun.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 20:02

>>100
retarded cretin

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 20:38

>>101
fuck off shotgun fagstorm

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-01 22:01

>>102
fuck off cretinoid fagshit

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