The year is 2020. 4chan was bought out a year ago and is now a joint venture by Fox and MTV. The 2010's generation is now referred to as the "4chan Generation" or "Generation Anonymous", similar to the "Myspace/Facebook Generation" that preceded it.
New boards include: /merch/ (for merchandise!), /twe/ (tweens), /per/ (personal), /hs/ (high school), /col/ (college), /fny/ (funny), /lux/ (luxury), and /hot/ (for hot things, whatever that is).
All inappropriate words are censored from /b/ and the only purpose of /b/ is to generate new memes for the production of new merchandise (/merch/). 4channers will be able to purchase merchandise from the online store.
/v/ has been separated into /wii2/, /xbox720/, and /ps4/ (pc gaming does not exist) while /tv/ is now /mo/ (movies), /tv/ (television), /ce/ (celebrities), /rt/ (reality television) and /mtv/.
The porn boards and pirating boards are removed. Any link to piracy, racism, sexism, or sexual content in general results in a ban.
A "point system" exists. Accumulated points can be used to customize Anonymous with various meme accessories, like Longcat and W.T. Snacks ban hammer. Points can also be bought with monetary payment.
Disney's new sitcom is in development, starring a half Japanese, half American girl (who's secretly a pop star) that meets a couple of 4channers in real life. They go on wacky hijinks solving mysteries. Much of the humor is derived from the fact that the 4channers are "nerdy" white otakus, while the main character is popular, cool and asian (sort of ).
Hot Topic now sells Guy Fawkes and Mudkips merchandise. Also available in any nearby Walmart or Giant.
moot is somewhere in Africa dying of AIDS.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 13:55
>>40
I heard the mods before AI were just outsourced from India anyway.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 14:12
There are some strange rumours spreading inside the SLF that the missing Sussman was sighted not long enough side by side with Donald E. Knuth.
It is said that when some of us tried to recruit them, replied that his objective was to destroy QPHP with whatever life he has left and thus, make the world a better place.
Just a rumour tough.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 14:14
>>42 also, you can never get me
I'm behind seven anal proxies
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Anonymous2010-03-06 14:28
>>42
You know the new Amazon store from 2016? Its was designed by a kid in QPHP. And they still use it. I saw the code and it was just sixty objects. I can't post source due to neural implants(so NDA is enforced).
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Anonymous2010-03-06 15:00
Haxxing has never been as efficient as with the brand-new AnusHaxer 3000!
REMOVE THIS ILLEGAL CLONE OF ANONHOLO.COM OR I WILL BE ANGRY
ALSO FOX OWNS SYSOP CR1000000000 PAY UP OR ELSE
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Anonymous2010-03-06 22:41
This thread is now about Feathery porn. Quack Quack!
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Anonymous2010-03-06 22:51
Porn tiers:
God Tier:Gelly
High Tier:Feathery
Mid Tier:Furry
Sort-of-Want Tier:Aquatics
Low Tier:Scalie
Shit Tier:Human
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Anonymous2010-03-06 22:56
>>47
Littler spidergirls are the best. Especially those with 8 breasts as they rub over you in VR sims.
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Anonymous2010-03-06 23:15
All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out implants
Bright and early for the daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their chats are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Load my sims I wanna drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
The sims in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When people talk in circles its a very, very
Post-Singularity world, Post-Singularity world
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Anonymous2010-03-06 23:18
>>52
Goddamn faggots, these aren't called "circles" these are smilies and frownies. Stop butchering English.
>>51
There is a mod for Final Fantasy XXV which allows you to have sex with all the monsters, spidergirls included. They have the 8 breast variety too.(I can't posts links i'll get banned get for linking porn)
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Anonymous2010-03-07 0:08
>>55
..And they said Xbox720 only has third-rate simware.
I'm SO going to troll /wii2/ about this.
>>71
You do realise that no-one actually thinks this is what the future will be like. IHBT
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Anonymous2010-03-07 14:44
The future:
- A team of 85 moderators watches over /b/ and ban people for any reason they want
- /a/ changes its focus to discuss only japanese animation and comics
- /v/ is separated into the only remaining gaming platforms, /dreamcast2/ and /gnu/linux/
- The Sussman is hired to moderate /prog/
- Danboorufs makes every porn board obsolete.
>>1 Hot Topic now sells Guy Fawkes and Mudkips merchandise.
Why is it that every time I glance at this, I assume it is someone reporting current events?