Future

The year is 2020. 4chan was bought out a year ago and is now a joint venture by Fox and MTV. The 2010's generation is now referred to as the "4chan Generation" or "Generation Anonymous", similar to the "Myspace/Facebook Generation" that preceded it.

New boards include: /merch/ (for merchandise!), /twe/ (tweens), /per/ (personal), /hs/ (high school), /col/ (college), /fny/ (funny), /lux/ (luxury), and /hot/ (for hot things, whatever that is).

All inappropriate words are censored from /b/ and the only purpose of /b/ is to generate new memes for the production of new merchandise (/merch/). 4channers will be able to purchase merchandise from the online store.

/v/ has been separated into /wii2/, /xbox720/, and /ps4/ (pc gaming does not exist) while /tv/ is now /mo/ (movies), /tv/ (television), /ce/ (celebrities), /rt/ (reality television) and /mtv/.

The porn boards and pirating boards are removed. Any link to piracy, racism, sexism, or sexual content in general results in a ban.

A "point system" exists. Accumulated points can be used to customize Anonymous with various meme accessories, like Longcat and W.T. Snacks ban hammer. Points can also be bought with monetary payment.

Disney's new sitcom is in development, starring a half Japanese, half American girl (who's secretly a pop star) that meets a couple of 4channers in real life. They go on wacky hijinks solving mysteries. Much of the humor is derived from the fact that the 4channers are "nerdy" white otakus, while the main character is popular, cool and asian (sort of ).

Hot Topic now sells Guy Fawkes and Mudkips merchandise. Also available in any nearby Walmart or Giant.

moot is somewhere in Africa dying of AIDS.

What is the moral code of altruism? The basic principle of altruism is that man has no right to exist for his own sake, that service to others is the only justification of his existence, and that self-sacrifice is his highest moral duty, virtue and value.

Do not confuse altruism with kindness, good will or respect for the rights of others. These are not primaries, but consequences, which, in fact, altruism makes impossible. The irreducible primary of altruism, the basic absolute, is self-sacrifice—which means; self-immolation, self-abnegation, self-denial, self-destruction—which means: the self as a standard of evil, the selfless as a standard of the good.

Do not hide behind such superficialities as whether you should or should not give a dime to a software vendor. That is not the issue. The issue is whether you do or do not have the right to exist without giving him that dime. The issue is whether you must keep buying your life, dime by dime, from any software vendor who might choose to approach you. The issue is whether the need of others is the first mortgage on your life and the moral purpose of your existence. The issue is whether man is to be regarded as a sacrificial animal. Any man of self-esteem will answer: “No.” Altruism says: “Yes.”

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