/prog/ - Official /prog/ limerick competition

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-16 18:12

I'll start.

There was a young codan from /prog/
Who got offered a programming job
He said "What is this?
You want Java, not LISP?"
And stormed home to write fibs with his dog.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 12:15

I come to /prog/ every day
To make jokes about being gay
What's LISP or HASKELL, I don't know
Java is shit and Ruby is slow
Won't you please let me hax your anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 12:16

>>1-42
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 12:27

>>42
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 12:40

Tackling character slaloms,

writing string-parsing programs:

  "I know!" he said.

  "Just use perl instead!"

And then he had two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 12:42

>>43
Your post is a subset of >>42.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 13:07

I fired up /prog/ one day
And thought, "how is this prog-related?"
As it turned out
It wasn't at all
For the sagefag sagebombed the board.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 13:47

There once was a coder named Noam Who wanted to use Guile with GNOME, "You can't write that!" They said So he's writing instead The Forced Indentation of Poems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 13:49

A problem on /prague/ one day
Was solved in a really neat way
The code nice and neat
And was NP-Complete
IT WAS THE FIBONACCI BUTT SORT

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 22:41

>>45
Yes

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 23:09

I once wrote a cute Python script
That printed out regularly-formatted dicks
I put it on /prog
The thread went along
And then I'd hax'd an anux.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 23:13

there once was a man on a boat
    who dream of indenting his code
      he woke with a fright in the middle of the night
      to find c FUCKING HIM UP FOR SUCH A STUPID IDEA

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 23:27

>>43 made me laugh. >>42 was a bit too obvious, but I'm glad it's there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 1:38

>>15

Ruby is just lisp minus the cool stuff

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 1:48

There once was a coder named Lee
who loved to read his SICP.
He said ``Scheme is great,
it's the best, no debate''
but really HE MENA HASKAL.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 1:53

There once was a CS student from Hull,
Who frankly was a little bit dull,
Barely following his lectures,
Nor programming conjecture,
And doomed to a career of NULL, NULL, NULL.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 2:05

Your heart is now beating manually,
Your penis is now beating manually...
The rest left as an exercise for the reader.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 5:45

I once met my idol, /prog/-famous
His presence, it unleashed my gayness
His thick cock on my brain
I blushed, moaned, and exclaimed
"Oh please, Xarn... PLEASE HAX MY ANUS!"

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 6:50

A programmer form Belgium loved his sweetheart dearly
She lived 'cross the ocean, he visited her yearly
That was hardly enough
He wanted the real stuff
Teledildonics

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 10:52

I AM AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
IVE READ SICP
I INVENTED ALL /PROG/ MEMES
<3 SWEETMAN

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 15:40

IsLimerick(>>1-59) = false

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 15:46

>>60
YOU MEANA "== FALSE"

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 18:46

>>61

No, he's not testing it
He's . . . assigning it. Somehow.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 9:14

On /prog/, there's a guy who grabs
peoples' dicks with his many flabs
but he is soon told
(by one, rather bold)
be off, aka ``polecat kebabs''

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 10:11

All I learnt in college was Pascal
Hax my anus? U mena Haskal!
My best friend FV
Reads xkcd
And so art imitates life.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-03 21:20

There was once a man from Hong Kong
Who though limericks were too long
:C

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 7:59

>>64
萌えバンプ～

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 8:43

There once was an old thread on /prog/
That had died just like Haskal the dog
Some “faggot” appeared
Its ugly head reared
I can't think of anything suitable that rhymes with /prog/.

^{I remember writing >>64! ( ˃ ヮ˂)}

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 9:22

this old thread did some lulz gave,
some limericks are surely worth a save,
but as it started to age,
it slipped off the front page,
until >>64-kun said RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 9:24

>>68
I MENA >>66

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 10:42

A young man was struggling with his work load
And a problem to me he then showed
I took one lookeat his source
And exclaimed with full force
One word THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE

Official /prog/ limerick competition

1 Name: Anonymous 2009-11-16 18:12

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42 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 12:16

43 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 12:27

44 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 12:40

45 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 12:42

46 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 13:07

47 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 13:47

48 Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 13:49

49 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 22:41

50 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 23:09

51 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 23:13

52 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-21 23:27

53 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 1:38

54 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 1:48

55 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 1:53

56 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 2:05

57 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 5:45

58 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 6:50

59 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 10:52

60 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 15:40

61 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 15:46

62 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-22 18:46

63 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 9:14

64 Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 10:11

65 Name: Anonymous 2010-09-03 21:20

66 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 7:59

67 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 8:43

68 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 9:22

69 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 9:24

70 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-13 10:42