>>4
I'd have recommended /sicp/ if that were possible ;_;. "Sensible" discussion could go to /code/, homework threads real homework, not the other homework threads to /pr/ where they should have always been, and some of the shittier trolling to /g/,/lounge/,/b/ as appropriate OR we could stop shitting all over the place and go back to business circa 2008
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Anonymous2009-11-13 13:07
>>8 OR we could stop shitting all over the place and go back to business circa 2008
I'm prepared to stop with my share of idiotic HMA jokes (which I haven't made in quite some time anyway) and other shitty memes.
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Anonymous2009-11-13 13:16
I'm currently addicted to HMA and derivates and won't be able to stop any time soon. I know I'm not the only one
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Anonymous2009-11-13 13:19
>>8
You mean when we spammed suave space toad lisp and /prog/snake all over the place?
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HMA FAN2009-11-13 13:53
I actually don't post HMA all that much, especially nowadays, so if >>8 is on, I'm on.
But where will we get the actual content? Most of us are EXPERT PROGRAMMERS, so we don't actually have programming questions to ask - either we know it or we google it. I think that's why all we see around here these days is anus verbing and suave trolling.
That being said, I am working on a dead-dog-based JIT brainfuck compiler which will be SO CASH and beat all the other interpreters posted here. Although the project is on hold while I learn more about HASKELL NOMADS. I guess the /prog/ problems that used to be posted once in a while aren't a bad idea; I learnt quite some stuff making this brainfuck thing.
>>10
Are you that guy who programmed the so-called EXPERT HMA BBCODE STYLE?
>>12
I'm not suggesting we completely stop the spamming, as you said, what's left? But,we have had some more actual programming discussion recently, and that was nice, so if we just CALM THE FUCK DOWN it won't get lost in the noise.
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Anonymous2009-11-13 14:14
My latest project is creating a compiled language, codename "dicks". I posted a sample snipped in a thread in which we were to write a program printing <html><body>DICKSDICKSDICKS</body></html> to a file DICKS.HTML, but I can't find the thread as I don't have a /prog/scrape at hand.
Anyway, I have written the parser in Haskell long ago, but I'll probably rewrite it after I re-desing the language, because so far the designing stage consisted of LOL LET'S MAKE ALL OPERATORS NICE AND UNICODE.
>>23
If you want the grammar obsessives to stop, the solution is quite simple.Use correct grammar!
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Anonymous2009-11-13 18:30
>>24
no.
i would rather insult you and use terrible grammar until you leave.
it's more entertaining watching you pathetic faggots go all OCD about somebody using "your" instead of "you're" than it is to do it properly.
i also want to keep the /prog/ userbase clean, with only quality posters in it. grammar nazis are about as dirty, stupid, and shitposter quality as you can get. true scum of the internet.
>>28
I've been here 2 years already, and you are the first person to get so anal retentive about this. I'd go so far as to say that you are worse than a grammar nazi (perhaps grammar commie would be an appropriate term?). The whole your/you're thing is still mostly a joke, since the replies are rather amusing in their own right. i'm just doing my part to keep /prog/ clean.
By shitting all over it with your whining? Get a fucking grip. If English is too hard for you, learn a simpler language.
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Anonymous2009-11-13 19:05
>>30
I've also been here for 2 years and I've never seen people get anal retentive about grammar; until recently that is.
This is a plague that needs to be stopped at any cost.
I've already seen /g/ and /r9k/ destroyed by grammar-faggotry; I refuse to let it happen again.
English is piss easy, but grammar nazis are scum who should all kill themselves.
What is a grammar nazi? Somebody who is so stupid that they try to make themselves feel smarter by pointing out arbitrary spelling mistakes in the posts of random strangers.
How anybody could defend such retarded behaviour is beyond me.
Why do you want to turn /prog/ into reddit, >>30?
>>31
Reddit is no better than /b/ for grammar, so you can stop using that example and the plague is being caused by YOU and the same faggots who've ruined HMA, UMH, and countless other pieces of /prog/ culture. This is a plague that needs to be stopped at any cost.
You really are a moron. There is no plague and anyone who advocates 'at any cost' measures is clearly an idiot with no sense of what that phrase has historically entailed.
>>32
reddit is full of grammar nazis.
sure, i don't spend much time there, but the times that i have i've seen shit like this: poster1 (10 points):
what is you're problem poster2 (10000 points):
what is your problem
ftfy
You really are a moron. There is no plague and anyone who advocates 'at any cost' measures is clearly an idiot with no sense of what that phrase has historically entailed.
blah blah blah. grammar nazi ad hominem.
come back when you actually have a reason as to why grammar nazis are NOT the cancer of the internet.
you're grasping at straws, faggot; and it shows.
just kindly return to wherever you came from. we don't need people like you ruining /prog/
>>36 come back when you actually have a reason as to why grammar nazis are NOT the cancer of the internet.
Burden of proof is on you, since you are the only one bothered by them
Wait, I'll do it the /b/ way, just for you~. <3 implying that imageboard users need to get out using /b/ speak
know isnt this EPIC LEGENDARY WINFAG amirite?
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Anonymous2009-11-13 19:38
>>37
Proof? I've already given plenty of proof.
Just look at /r9k/ or /reddit/ for your answer.
It works like this: 1. Grammar nazis start appearing.
2. The grammar nazis evolve into tripfags/namefags (because, lets face it, grammar nazis are just attention whores like tripfags) and suddenly there's 1 tripfag for every 5 anonymous.
3. The grammar nazis / tripfags start camwhoring and attention seeking.
4. The board turns into an attention whore circle jerk. All quality posters leave and never return. The end.
This isn't speculation. I've seen it happen twice.
/prog/ is my favourite place to visit, so i refuse to let people like you ruin it.
>>41
It most assuredly does.
Grammar nazis become tripfags.
Correcting the grammar of random strangers and tripfagging are both just ways of screaming "HEY! LOOK AT ME! GIVE ME ATTENTION! AREN'T I SO SMART AND GREAT! LOOK AT ME!!".
This is fact.
If you disagree with me then you're just deluding yourself.
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Anonymous2009-11-13 19:48
>>42
This might surprise you, but saying "This is a fact." does not make something a fact.
Let people like me ruin it? You just compared us to /r9k/ and reddit, and your worried about me? I'd worry more about your sanity. 1. Grammar nazis start appearing.
According to you they are already here, and you would lay all the blame at my feet 2. The grammar nazis evolve into tripfags/namefags (because, lets face it, grammar nazis are just attention whores like tripfags) and suddenly there's 1 tripfag for every 5 anonymous.
As >>41 pointed out, that doesn't logically follow. As I have already pointed out, YOU are the one who is giving attention to this. My suggestion was WE IGNORE IT, and that has always been my suggestion. If you are so worried about them being attention whores, THEN STOP GIVING THEM ATTENTION. The latter half is a slippery slope argument, and you know it. 3. The grammar nazis / tripfags start camwhoring and attention seeking.
Lets ignore the fact that camwhoring (back to /b/ please) isn't possible( and if they went so far as to create an accurate ascii representation of themselves they deserve some attention) then your 3rd point is just you repeating your 2nd argument, which as I have already stated is fundamentally flawed. 4. The board turns into an attention whore circle jerk. All quality posters leave and never return. The end.
The first is just laughable, but again it's just you being the same paranoid fuckwit you have always been. Besides, a large portion of the quality posters have left, that's life and it was their choice. As for the remaining quality posters, if they stuck throught the spam thus far, I see no reason to presume they wouldn't remain. This isn't speculation. I've seen it happen twice.
Your examples? /r9k/ and reddit? Good riddance to them. reddit is flawed by ALREADY BEING A REPUTATION BASED CIRCLEJERK. It has voting and named posting, how could it not? /r9k/ was a stupid idea, for all the people mourning old /b/, /r9k/ was never going to bring it back, the question was "How will it destroy itself?" and you have your answer. /prog/ is my favourite place to visit, so i refuse to let people like you ruin it.
What can I say? You're an imbecile, and if you left /prog/ would be a better place
This is fun, I should do it more often ;)
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Anonymous2009-11-13 19:56
>>43
i'm still waiting for you to prove me wrong.
oh, that's right. you can't.
HA. you are pathetic.
you can't even come up with a single argument to support grammar pedantry. instead, you just try to point out problems with my posts.
true grammar faggot style
>>46 you can't even come up with a single argument to support grammar pedantry
I was never in direct support of it, I have always stated that I merely ignored it, as should you.
If you can't even read my posts correctly, how can you argue against them?
>you can't even come up with a single argument to support grammar pedantry. instead, you just try to point out problems with my posts.
true grammar faggot style
Again, logic error
>>45
1. /prog/ is not infested yet, but there are one of two people who don't get the point. you, for instance.
2. if you ignore them, then they spread.
it's not something that can be defeating by just sitting around and hoping it goes away.
3. camwhoring is possible, although its textboard equivalent is slightly different.
take frozenvoid and his avatar - replace that with a picture of himself and you've got a camwhore.
also, threads like "Hey /prog/. I want to see what you all look like so post some pictures, ok? ^_^".
4. refer to 1.
5. more grammar nazi ad hominem. just showing you to be a weak minded fool who cannot actually come up with any arguments.
>>46 i'm still waiting for you to prove me wrong.
Been there, done that, your chain of events is very fragile between the first two links. As pointed out above, the two communities you have shown as examples are shitholes because of their nature, not grammar nazis.
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Anonymous2009-11-13 20:04
HAX MY GRAMMATICALANUS
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Anonymous2009-11-13 20:05
>>48 you can't even come up with a single argument to support grammar pedantry. instead, you just try to point out problems with my posts.
true grammar faggot style Again, logic error
Wrong.
It's very easy to follow my login.
You point out things that you perceive as mistakes in my posts rather than actually putting forth any arguments yourself.
This is akin to how grammar nazis point out arbitrary mistakes in other people's posts rather than contributing quality content.
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Anonymous2009-11-13 20:06
YOUR DOING IT RONGANUS
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Anonymous2009-11-13 20:06
>>50
ad. 2
If you ignore them, then they spread. So what? You are, you know, ignoring them, they are not your problem.
ad. 3. Void is a mentally sick kid, not a good example.
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Anonymous2009-11-13 20:06
>>53
Incorrect.
/r9k/ was actually pretty good at first, but then it turned to shit.
You would know this if you had been around longer.
>>50 2. if you ignore them, then they spread.
Yes, by ignoring someone who wants attention they spread. FANTASTIC LOGIC
Let's take as an example /jp/, /jp/ has a large number of tripcode users and has only increased over time. Why? Because we ignored them? No, it's because people spending all their time bawwing over who has a tripcode and why they are shitposting gave them the attention they wanted. Example 2, Frozenvoid, when we used the script to ignore him, did we get more tripcode users? No, he took a hissyfit and then went away (yes, he came back twice, but the same thing happened the second time)
>>58
/r9k/ has been shit for as long as I can remember, but then again I never paid much notice. At least, we all agree that reddit and other Web 2.0 Social Media Bullshit was doomed from the get go
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Anonymous2009-11-13 20:08
/prog/ is much fun today. is fun for you also?LOL LOL HAX MY ANUS
I mirror >>12's sentiment.
I don't come to /prog/ for programming help. Like most people, I can look up documentation and find answers by myself. I may help other people, if I feel like it. I don't post grammar trolls, but probably have done it at least once in the past, and I've only used the HMA meme a single time. As a Lisper, I do answer to Lisp questions I know the answer to, and may even engage in flame wars, if someone has posted something inflammatory, is that what you consider ``Lisp trolling''?
>>60
You still havent show how these grammar nazis morph into attention whores. Especially since we're on an anonymous board.
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Anonymous2009-11-13 20:10
>>59
No.
If you ignore them rather than insulting them, then people who haven't been here long will fall under the assumption that it's acceptable behaviour and will start doing it themselves.
Wrong. Frozenvoid wrote that post hiding script HIMSELF. Or did you forget that?
Frozenvoid had hissy fits after being insulted and laughed at.
/jp/? I don't know about /jp/. I never visit there.
>>70
How many tripfags have we actually had in the past 2 years? a handful? If you're worried about a sudden influx, then you are more paranoid than I am
>>69
Yes, but it's good to let off some steam now and then
>>74
It's not a problem yet.
But it will become one in the future if we allow grammar nazis to spread their faggotry freely.
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Anonymous2009-11-13 20:15
>>70
And why would grammar nazis want to become trip-fags? I don't see the reasoning here. I'm not really attracted to the idea of using a tripcode, and I could be considered a grammar nazi. And if someone is uses a trip like MILKRIBS of Void, it does not matter whether he is a grammar nazi or not, he's just an attention-whoring tool.
>>65
Not necessarily, there is guilt on both sides of the Lisp fence
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>>76
Look, dude, if you want to present some evidence to your cause other than /r9k/ we'd all love to hear it. The way I, and others, see it, is that you are unable to follow through on your arguments logically and everything you say is baseless speculation.
>>77
Because they're both forms of attention whoring.
They seem different superficially, but they're the same at heart.
Not all tripfags are grammar nazis, and not all grammar nazis are tripfags; but there are a lot of them who are.
They use pointing out mistakes as a way to gain attention, trying desperately to become popular and internet famous.
That's why grammar faggotry is much more popular of websites that have usernames and profiles and such
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>>85
these aren't are a response to you. i was posting them anyway :-)
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I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
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Anonymous2009-11-14 13:45
Okay, faggots, read this very carefully:
STOP RAPING THE LISP LANGUAGE USING SANDPAPER AS THE CONDOM WHEN YOU ARE HERE. This is NOT IRC, this is NOT an IM conversation, this is NOT Stack Overflow or reddit. This is 4chan's "programming"-board, and when you are here, you are expected to write proper LISP. We post as Anonymous here, so we don't judge posts based on the poster's epeen, because we are Anonymous. We judge each post based purely on the content of the post. The global rules say that the quality of the posts is extremely important. Not parenthesizing the first elements in you're lists, not using proper quasiquotes, failing to capitalize T, using faggy readmacros like "#." or writing multiple ;;;;'s lower the quality of you're post humongously. If you have something to say, people are more likely to actually take time to read you're post and take you're post seriously if you use proper LISP. Everyone benefits from the users using good LISP. If you want to stay here, the least you can do is write proper LISP. If you are incapable of doing that and thus following the rules, you should go back to reddit or whatever shithole you crawled out from and stay there. You're kind is not welcome here.
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Who delivered a kick, which could kill niggers
Into the crotch of Mr. George Zimmer
His Majesty fell to the ground, writhing in pain
As Longcat changed back, into a kitty that was tame
But Yotsuba saw through its clever guise
And she smashed Longcat's infinity in between her thighs
And then Tom the Delay, and Hitler with the Reich
And Martin Lawrence's character from the movie "Black Knight"
And Raptor Jesus, and the Donut WEENIS
And Happy Negro, and GEORGE ZIMMER's PENIS
Photoshop, Ayanami, Captain Planet, Tsukihime
Togi-chan, Sage Man, every single naked loli
やらないか and Gendo Ikari, Spike, the King, Koffing, and dsfargeg
All came out of nowhere lightnin' fast
And they kicked Yotsuba in her loli ass
It soon became the bloodiest sticky that any chan ever saw
With FORCED_ANONs looking on in total awe
The fight saged on for a century
Many bans were passed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their WINRAR
Waha-tan in a finely-knitted sweater...
This is the Ultimate 4chan
Of Ultimate Faggotry
Camwhores, cockmonglers and dickgirls
For whenever you beat your meat
And only one will arouse
I wonder which it will be?
This is the Ultimate 4chan (This is the Ultimate 4chan)
This is the Ultimate 4chan (This is the Ultimate 4chan)
Of Ultimate Faggotry
http://lulznix.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12 when the pedobear icon is clicked, have Ash Ketchum pop on screen and say PEDOBEAR! I CHOOSE YOU! and pokeball thrown etc etc and the pedobear icon grows in size as the wipe progresses. win?
There was something about longcat too, but their site is gone, and the wayback machine is down for maintenance at the moment, so I don't know what it was exactly.
So I was contemplating this paradox yesterday: If I had to, nay, MUST make a choice between making use of the HAX MY ANUS meme or having programming, which would I choose?
I'm still pondering this, what does /prog/ think? Let's do a quick poll, just post either "I'd choose HMA!" or "I choose programing!" or something to that effect. I'm really interested in this question and would love to hear /prog/'s opinion on this...
The US Government is due to establish a Federal Programming Administration (FPA) over the next few weeks. During this time, government officials will be screening individuals for administrative positions and will be laying the groundwork for guidelines which all software companies will soon be required to follow.
Under these guidelines, all computer code will be required to meet a level of quality. "Obviously, there is a lot of code in the market already," explains government technical expert Ryan Jennings. "Thus, the FPA will only screen software by a complaint-by-complaint basis." Jennings goes on to describe a couple of the guidelines. "In the future, programs will have to start up in less than a couple of seconds. The programs themselves have to be programmed in one of the many enterprise languages which are widespread in use, such as Java, VB.NET, and PHP. Remember, a positive user experience is everything here and the FPA will ensure that it happens."
US Congress is due to pass a set of laws in the future which will halt the distribution of computer software deemed "low-quality" by the FPA. According to Jennings, "The goal here is to lower and eventually eliminate the already high amount of poor quality software. Top issues in the agenda include the elimination of functional programming, a sub-par programming practice, and particularly open-source software. Open-source software is seen as destructive to the economy so we already have plans to ban its production." The screening process is estimated to be completed in a few days. "It's only a matter of time, but I'm certain this is going to work out. I really see a bright future in the computer industry."
>>45 /r9k/ was a stupid idea, for all the people mourning old /b/, /r9k/ was never going to bring it back, the question was "How will it destroy itself?" and you have your answer.
/r9k/ wasn't actually a bad board when it first started out and it was quite similar to /b/ circa 2006. This was true until around its first anniversary and everyone felt the need to spam "mootblox" everywhere (thereby making the filter useless).