>>77
Because they're both forms of attention whoring.
They seem different superficially, but they're the same at heart.
Not all tripfags are grammar nazis, and not all grammar nazis are tripfags; but there are a lot of them who are.
They use pointing out mistakes as a way to gain attention, trying desperately to become popular and internet famous.
That's why grammar faggotry is much more popular of websites that have usernames and profiles and such
_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING /prog/ USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _ .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. . ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _ /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __ /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. . ./ .\ . /_/
_ _ _ _ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __ /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _ /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __ /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . . .;``"``\
__ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL /prog/ USERS
_ \ . . . ._.-`|; ; ; ;|
_ /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
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_| a a a a a a | ; ; ; /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ; ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ; / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==" .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
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>>85
these aren't are a response to you. i was posting them anyway :-)
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
I___________,.-------.,____________I SICP
N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking
S____,;_____SICP FUCKING____;,_____S sucks
A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A
N__,'______/PROG/ RETARDS.____',___N Sussman
E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a
-_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker
P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P
R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R SICP
I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking
E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks
S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S
T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Sussman
-__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a
-___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker
I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I
N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N SICP
S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o___S fucking
A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A sucks
N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__N
E____O___\___._______.___ll________E Sussman
-_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- is a
P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P cocksucker
R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R
I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I
E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother
S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good
T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she
-____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like
-_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape.
I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I
N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Sussman
S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a
A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker
N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N
E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E Original
-__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r
P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
STOP RAPING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE USING SANDPAPER AS THE CONDOM WHEN YOU ARE HERE. This is NOT IRC, this is NOT an IM conversation, this is NOT AnimeSuki or Gaia Online. This is 4chan's "anime & manga"-board, and when you are here, you are expected to write proper English. We post as Anonymous here, so we don't judge posts based on the poster's epeen, because we are Anonymous. We judge each post based purely on the content of the post. The global rules say that the quality of the posts is extremely important. Not capitalizing the first letters in your sentences, not using proper punctuation, failing to capitalize I, using faggy emoticons like "xD" or writing multiple !!!!!'s lower the quality of your post humongously. If you have something to say, people are more likely to actually take time to read your post and take your post seriously if you use proper English. Everyone benefits from the users using good English. If you want to stay here, the least you can do is write proper English. If you are incapable of doing that and thus following the rules, you should go back to Gaia online or whatever shithole you crawled out from and stay there. Your kind is not welcome here.
I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.
Name:
Anonymous2009-11-14 13:45
Okay, faggots, read this very carefully:
STOP RAPING THE LISP LANGUAGE USING SANDPAPER AS THE CONDOM WHEN YOU ARE HERE. This is NOT IRC, this is NOT an IM conversation, this is NOT Stack Overflow or reddit. This is 4chan's "programming"-board, and when you are here, you are expected to write proper LISP. We post as Anonymous here, so we don't judge posts based on the poster's epeen, because we are Anonymous. We judge each post based purely on the content of the post. The global rules say that the quality of the posts is extremely important. Not parenthesizing the first elements in you're lists, not using proper quasiquotes, failing to capitalize T, using faggy readmacros like "#." or writing multiple ;;;;'s lower the quality of you're post humongously. If you have something to say, people are more likely to actually take time to read you're post and take you're post seriously if you use proper LISP. Everyone benefits from the users using good LISP. If you want to stay here, the least you can do is write proper LISP. If you are incapable of doing that and thus following the rules, you should go back to reddit or whatever shithole you crawled out from and stay there. You're kind is not welcome here.
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http://lulznix.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=12 when the pedobear icon is clicked, have Ash Ketchum pop on screen and say PEDOBEAR! I CHOOSE YOU! and pokeball thrown etc etc and the pedobear icon grows in size as the wipe progresses. win?
There was something about longcat too, but their site is gone, and the wayback machine is down for maintenance at the moment, so I don't know what it was exactly.