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Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 12:31

Can we just nuke /prog/ and start again. verb my anus and lisp trolling is getting out of hand

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 12:35

Even if we "just nuke /prog/," what's to stop verb my anus and Lisp trolling from continuing?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 12:37

>>2
I was thinking that we go somewhere else and have strict bans on the two.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 12:44

>>3
Where is there to go?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 12:56

>>4
/comp/?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 12:58

We should displace the violators to /g/.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 12:59

>>5
U MENA /shoes/

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 13:03

>>4
I'd have recommended /sicp/ if that were possible ;_;. "Sensible" discussion could go to /code/, homework threads real homework, not the other homework threads to /pr/ where they should have always been, and some of the shittier trolling to /g/,/lounge/,/b/ as appropriate OR we could stop shitting all over the place and go back to business circa 2008

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 13:07

>>8
OR we could stop shitting all over the place and go back to business circa 2008
I'm prepared to stop with my share of idiotic HMA jokes (which I haven't made in quite some time anyway) and other shitty memes.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 13:16

I'm currently addicted to HMA and derivates and won't be able to stop any time soon. I know I'm not the only one

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 13:19

>>8
You mean when we spammed suave space toad lisp and /prog/snake all over the place?

Name: HMA FAN 2009-11-13 13:53

I actually don't post HMA all that much, especially nowadays, so if >>8 is on, I'm on.

But where will we get the actual content? Most of us are EXPERT PROGRAMMERS, so we don't actually have programming questions to ask - either we know it or we google it. I think that's why all we see around here these days is anus verbing and suave trolling.

That being said, I am working on a dead-dog-based JIT brainfuck compiler which will be SO CASH and beat all the other interpreters posted here. Although the project is on hold while I learn more about HASKELL NOMADS. I guess the /prog/ problems that used to be posted once in a while aren't a bad idea; I learnt quite some stuff making this brainfuck thing.

>>10
Are you that guy who programmed the so-called EXPERT HMA BBCODE STYLE?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 13:55

>>12
I'm not suggesting we completely stop the spamming, as you said, what's left? But,we have had some more actual programming discussion recently, and that was nice, so if we just CALM THE FUCK DOWN it won't get lost in the noise.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 14:14

My latest project is creating a compiled language, codename "dicks". I posted a sample snipped in a thread in which we were to write a program printing <html><body>DICKSDICKSDICKS</body></html> to a file DICKS.HTML, but I can't find the thread as I don't have a /prog/scrape at hand.

Anyway, I have written the parser in Haskell long ago, but I'll probably rewrite it after I re-desing the language, because so far the designing stage consisted of LOL LET'S MAKE ALL OPERATORS NICE AND UNICODE.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 14:15

>>12
yes that was me!

Name: HMA FAN 2009-11-13 14:19

>>14
I remember this. Whoever implements a compiler first, start a new "Compilers [pt1]" thread or whatever.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 14:24

>>16
Cool, I'm in. Still, that surely will take some time as I have to desing it from scratch.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 14:31

COMPILERS

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 15:22

>>14
Oh man that thread.

Name: VMA NOUN NOUN 2009-11-13 16:13

Verb my anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 16:13

I've often reflected that /prog/ is one of the few places you might go to find help in reverse engineering H-games.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 16:15

>>21
Depending on what the engine is programmed in, you'd have to go through a ton of whining.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 18:17

imageboard memes and imageboard users need to get out.
also, grammar-fags

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 18:25

>>23
If you want the grammar obsessives to stop, the solution is quite simple.Use correct grammar!

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 18:30

>>24
no.
i would rather insult you and use terrible grammar until you leave.
it's more entertaining watching you pathetic faggots go all OCD about somebody using "your" instead of "you're" than it is to do it properly.
i also want to keep the /prog/ userbase clean, with only quality posters in it. grammar nazis are about as dirty, stupid, and shitposter quality as you can get. true scum of the internet.

you're kind is not welcom here

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 18:37

>>25
your mad

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 18:37

>>25
The only OCD I see, is that you feel compelled to complain about every correction, when the rest of us see it as a small matter of no concern.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 18:39

>>26
i mad.
>>27
back to /reddit/, grammar-faggot.
i'm just doing my part to keep /prog/ clean.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 18:41

hax you're anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 18:48

>>28
I've been here 2 years already, and you are the first person to get so anal retentive about this. I'd go so far as to say that you are worse than a grammar nazi (perhaps grammar commie would be an appropriate term?). The whole your/you're thing is still mostly a joke, since the replies are rather amusing in their own right.
i'm just doing my part to keep /prog/ clean.
By shitting all over it with your whining? Get a fucking grip. If English is too hard for you, learn a simpler language.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 19:05

>>30
I've also been here for 2 years and I've never seen people get anal retentive about grammar; until recently that is.
This is a plague that needs to be stopped at any cost.
I've already seen /g/ and /r9k/ destroyed by grammar-faggotry; I refuse to let it happen again.
English is piss easy, but grammar nazis are scum who should all kill themselves.

What is a grammar nazi? Somebody who is so stupid that they try to make themselves feel smarter by pointing out arbitrary spelling mistakes in the posts of random strangers.
How anybody could defend such retarded behaviour is beyond me.
Why do you want to turn /prog/ into reddit, >>30?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 19:11

>>31
Reddit is no better than /b/ for grammar, so you can stop using that example and the plague is being caused by YOU and the same faggots who've ruined HMA, UMH, and countless other pieces of /prog/ culture.
This is a plague that needs to be stopped at any cost.
You really are a moron. There is no plague and anyone who advocates 'at any cost' measures is clearly an idiot with no sense of what that phrase has historically entailed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 19:12

>>30
your gay

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 19:13

>>33
What about my gay?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 19:14

>>34
I only said his gay.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 19:24

>>32
reddit is full of grammar nazis.
sure, i don't spend much time there, but the times that i have i've seen shit like this:
poster1 (10 points):
what is you're problem
poster2 (10000 points):
what is your problem
ftfy

You really are a moron. There is no plague and anyone who advocates 'at any cost' measures is clearly an idiot with no sense of what that phrase has historically entailed.
blah blah blah. grammar nazi ad hominem.
come back when you actually have a reason as to why grammar nazis are NOT the cancer of the internet.
you're grasping at straws, faggot; and it shows.
just kindly return to wherever you came from. we don't need people like you ruining /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 19:29

>>36
come back when you actually have a reason as to why grammar nazis are NOT the cancer of the internet.
Burden of proof is on you, since you are the only one bothered by them

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 19:35

It is amusing, because I have been through the same discussion with the anti-grammar guy.

Also,
imageboard memes and imageboard users need to get out.
grammar-fags
（　≖‿≖）

Name: >>38 2009-11-13 19:37

Wait, I'll do it the /b/ way, just for you~. <3
implying that imageboard users need to get out
using /b/ speak

know isnt this EPIC LEGENDARY WINFAG amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 19:38

>>37
Proof? I've already given plenty of proof.
Just look at /r9k/ or /reddit/ for your answer.
It works like this:
1. Grammar nazis start appearing.
2. The grammar nazis evolve into tripfags/namefags (because, lets face it, grammar nazis are just attention whores like tripfags) and suddenly there's 1 tripfag for every 5 anonymous.
3. The grammar nazis / tripfags start camwhoring and attention seeking.
4. The board turns into an attention whore circle jerk. All quality posters leave and never return. The end.
This isn't speculation. I've seen it happen twice.
/prog/ is my favourite place to visit, so i refuse to let people like you ruin it.
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