• Have a zero tolerance policy concerning online harrassment and enforce it.
• Don't allow sexist jokes. It's impossible for a woman to tell if you "really" mean it, and even if you don't it will be tedious and insulting for her to spend her time ignoring or humouring sexist jokes.
• Write all of your introductory material in such a way that a woman will recognise herself in it just as much as a man will. Use "she" to describe readers in various places, and use female names for some of your hypothetical examples when you have them.
• Unless your group has an explicitly sexual purpose, minimise the discussion of the sexual desires of participants. Many women (entirely justifiably) fear online harrassment in sexual contexts.
• Involve women in the creation and governance of your forum at every level.
• If there is an anti-feminist incident in your forum, apologise simply. Don't use phrasing that suggests that only women would have found the incident upsetting, or that you would have found the incident unproblematic if there weren't complaints. Don't tell women how they should feel about the incident: listen to them describe how they feel.
• Women are often placed in the role of "nanny" in forums. Don't leave the enforcement of social norms to the women members of the group.
giving me rules how to treat women: 6/10
implying i have a forum( > • Involve women in the creation and governance of your forum at every level.)
- priceless
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Anonymous2009-10-20 9:50
>Involve women in the creation and governance
Does anyone else want to invite bitches for premium dictatorship positions?
>>13
They-person. We have a perfectly good gender-neutral pronoun in English, read a progressive grammar mynual.
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Anonymous2009-10-20 10:14
TRIGGER WARNING This article or section, or pages it links to, contain information about sexual assault and/or violence against women which may be triggering to survivors.
In early 2005 a series of public posts were made to the Debian Women project mailing lists attacking members of the list on anti-feminist grounds, including violent imagery and repeatedly calling for the death of women's rights and the death of women's freedoms. By July 2005 the poster was also posting similar material to the LinuxChix lists. He reappeared on the LinuxChix lists around September 2007, and made more specific threats against LinuxChix posters and advocated sexual violence against and murder of specific individuals and similar things. As of mid-2008 he was occasionally still mailing violent rants and fantasies individually to active LinuxChix volunteers.
In 2008 several press articles mentioned that women were considering leaving Debian over repeated similar threats.
* Nut launches death threats at Debian women - The Register, 3rd July 2008
* Debian death threats? Come on, send us the emails - Valleywag, 3rd July 2008
The troll in question uses the alias 'MikeeUSA' and related names. He frequently makes use of sockpuppets and is a well-known troll of feminist and women's communities.
[edit] Example posts
"From this high vantage point it seems that whenever men make something great, after a time, worthless pro-women's rights females come to latch on to that creation and claim it as a triumph of womankind. These whores (an assumption, yes, though I doubt any of you were virgin wives, if wives at all) cannot allow man to stand alone in his technical abilities above females, females who are used to having everything handed to them due to their 'angelic' sex."
"a female who has feminist tendancies and beliefs should not be allowed to piss on the 1000+ men who make up debian." [Note that Daniel Stone/<daniels> quoted in the bug report is a man, probably counter-trolling]
"I pray you find your way into a feminist unfriendly country one day. God willing, you will die. Happily the feminist-unfriendly countries are immigrating to you. Remember the netherlands? Feminists die there."
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Anonymous2009-10-20 10:20
TRIGGER WARNING This article or section, or pages it links to, contain information about sexual assault and/or violence against women which may be triggering to survivors.
In the context of MMORPGs (especially Halo 3), teabagging is a sexual assault performed on an avatar which has "died" in game.
* Thoughts on: Tea bagging
"Tea Bagging is the experience shared between two in-game avatars when one of them is at its most vulnerable state. As one man lies dying, the other man walks over the corpse and crouches repeatedly. This is an effort to simulate the sexual act of tea bagging and is meant to taunt or frustrate the receiving player."
* How to teabag in Halo 3
"It is easy to do and can provide a needed morale boost to you and your team, so read on to discover how to master the teabag."
* Teabagging: the right and wrong way
"You only do this for about 2-3 seconds, just so the enemy can see this in his screen, (because girls don't play this game let's be honest) and you run off to the next noob." Girls don't play this game? I wonder why not.
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Anonymous2009-10-20 10:21
It feels like 21st century now:[/i]
Tea Bagging is the experience shared between two in-game avatars when one of them is at its most vulnerable state. As one man lies dying, the other man walks over the corpse and crouches repeatedly. This is an effort to simulate the sexual act of tea bagging and is meant to taunt or frustrate the receiving player.[/i]
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Anonymous2009-10-20 10:22
MMORPGs Halo 3
And that's the reason girls should stick to Cooking Mama and Final Fantasy.
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Anonymous2009-10-20 10:52
TRIGGER WARNING This thread, or pages it links to, contain information about computer and/or science which may be triggering to programmers.
Preaching zero tolerance while demanding tolerance. "Waaah, I said zero tolerance FOR HARASSMENT!" There is, of course, a universal definition of harassment.
Women are apparently so sensitive (yet cannot see when men are joking), that jokes cannot be allowed and the problem is clearly not the women.
Women must have a position of power, but not a position where they must use it. Nannies are bad bad bad, even though that is a position of governance. Actually, this is the most contradictory thing in there.
Ignore them and go about your business. Feminism has long since stopped being about granting female rights, and has now expanded to actively oppressing anything that dares to oppose anything other than total female dominance. They cast themselves in the light of the victim every time, but nobody feels sorry for them and they should participate in active society just like normal women and men.
Archive Of Our Own[1], also known as AO3 and otw-archive, is a project of the Organization for Transformative Works. It aims to provide an open source platform for hosting and archiving fan fiction and other creative fan works. As an open source project, it is one of only two majority-female projects in the world (the other is Dreamwidth[2]).
Vital statistics
As of May 2009:
* Languages: Ruby, Javascript
* Lines of code: 60k (excluding comments/whitespace)
* Number of code contributors: ~20
* Proportion of female contributors: 100%
* Number of commits to date: ~1300
* Number of releases to date: 4 major, plus point and emergency releases
More stats/details can be found in this Google spreadsheet[3].
>>39
The other project is better: Dreamwidth is a journalling platform, running on code forked from the LiveJournal codebase in late 2008. As a website, it has a diversity statement that explicitly welcomes people of all backgrounds. As an open source project, it is one of only two large projects in the world with majority female contributors.
>>41
I started browsing the fan fics themselves. That's what's "oh god." Not the project.
It isn't surprising at all that the development of a fan fic CMS is 100% female in contributor gender.
The Dreamwidth project does look more interesting to me, both from technical and social perspectives. A minor categorization system just isn't on the same level of interaction and features that a LiveJournal-esque thing is. Also, I care far more about the lives of others than some fansturbating that probably ruins everything the author intended with a character.
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Anonymous2009-10-20 22:56
Christ, you'd think a group that's natural trollbait would eventually develop some resistance to trolling, but they've really learned nothing, have they.
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Anonymous2009-10-20 23:00
The panties sit low on Luke’s hips, cut high on his thighs. The fabric stretches over the swell of his ass and the shape of his erection; the satin feels cool under Sylar’s fingers, warming to match the heat of Luke’s skin where Sylar traces contours of his groin. Sylar pulls Luke’s hips back to rub his crotch against his ass, the slide silken-smooth as they rut together. In the groove of his ass, the panties gather obscenely with every fluid thrust of Sylar’s hips.
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Anonymous2009-10-20 23:04
>>46
That hurts.
Wait, you were talking about the bitches?
>>63
I hate to be a pedant, but might you by any chance have meant Yuuka?
I see Yukari as more of a Haskell girl.
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Anonymous2009-10-21 23:37
>>64
I know Haskell and Python are very much the same language in a lot of ways, but I also seem to recall that Haskell doesn't FORCE THE INDENTATION OF CODE.
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Anonymous2009-10-21 23:47
i wanna titfuck her ass
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Anonymous2009-10-22 4:08
>>66
isn't that using the anus ring to rub against your penis
``They'' is a gender neutral noun to describe a group of people. It's an idiom for a singular also, but I do not use it that way. It is best that people use English in a way that all English speakers can understand.
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Anonymous2009-10-22 7:11
What's best is if you keep using 'he'. Idiots who don't understand multiple meanings depending on contexnt are... idiots. You don't target those with your etxt, do you? Then why do youc are? that's right, you don't. So don't.
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Anonymous2009-10-22 7:27
arguments about grammar?
what is this, reddit?
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Anonymous2009-10-22 7:46
>>65 Haskell doesn't FORCE THE INDENTATION OF CODE.
Well, you can use braces as an alternative to indentation, but otherwise you're stuck with the indentation rules (better than Python though). Also forced initial lower case for non-Class/Data names.
Go away with your toy languages. Haskal was basically created for university courses on functional programming, not for real-world enterprise turn-key solutions.
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Anonymous2009-10-22 9:07
>>72
It's like people praise Haskell without ever having used it. If they had, they would realize how incredibly primitive it is.
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Anonymous2009-10-22 9:55
>>73
“Primitive…?” Well, it doesn’t have for or while, I guess…
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Anonymous2009-10-22 9:56
>>74
And they are perfectly emulated by tail recursion.
Write all of your introductory material in such a way that a woman will recognise herself in it just as much as a man will. Use "she" to describe readers in various places, and use female names for some of your hypothetical examples when you have them.
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Anonymous2009-10-22 15:48
>>91 [b]Go back to [/b]Political Correctness ,please.
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Anonymous2009-10-22 15:54
>>92
Your sarcasm offend me. Please see: http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Political_correctness If you are tempted to begin an argument against something we’ve said here with, “God, stop being so PC!” just stop right there. We are proudly PC and have absolutely no intention of stopping. Racist, classist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, and sexist comments are as unwelcome here as sizeist ones.
On these grounds, I demand you be evicted from this community.
Someone (note that I don't mention it has to be another female) knows how to start an Internet petition, so we may raise awareness about >>92's behavior?
>>91
also, there is no way in hell we actually have females on here.
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Anonymous2009-10-22 17:27
>>94
How is being offensive a constructive use of free speech?
Refusing to allow minorities to be singled out does not impede culture and the free exchange of ideas.
>>96
It's not a constructive use, but if that is our criteria we may as well scrap about a quarter of the English language. People will always abuse their rights, but to purposefully limit it, for no good reason is stupid. None of the 'isms have gone away (or will go away) by banning words like "Nigger" or "Paki"
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Anonymous2009-10-22 17:38
>>97
I agree, it's better to attack the root of the problem. To continue with your example, the problem would go away if, instead of banning the words, we would ban the niggers or the pakis themselves.
>>98
It's hardly a continuation of my example, allowing a certain behaviour is very different from actively promoting it.
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Anonymous2009-10-22 18:27
>>101
I am concerned with social issues and think we should not pretend that we can solve problems without by ignoring them. You can only solve problems by getting rid of them.
>>104
Then I think we have very different ideas of what the actual problem is. As far as I am concerned, the problem is that society is playing post-racial when it clearly isn't and that it will only come from frank and brutal honesty, it appears that you think the problem is that society is mixed-race in the first place.
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Anonymous2009-10-22 18:55
>>106
not >>104 here
Can you find one single example in history of a mixed race culture that has in fact lasted long enough to be of historical significance?
>>107
Isn't today's world more advanced than it was ever in recorded history?
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Anonymous2009-10-22 19:00
>>107
The romans, perhaps? I mean that was, what, 400 years?
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Anonymous2009-10-22 19:02
>>108
Yes, this is relevant to the topic and not just my way of saying "I've read SICP." Seriously. Cheating via a hack is tantamount to admitting "I suck so hard, I can't win any other way no matter what" or "I get my jollies by wrecking other people's fun".
Neither attitude is becoming in human beings.
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Anonymous2009-10-22 19:03
Bzzzt
The Romans ruled over many races it's true, but citizenship was extended only to Romans, and later during the fall to allon the Italian penisula.
Local ethic elites ruled locally over their local ethic provinces, which were in turn ruled over by, you guessed it ethnic Romans.
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Anonymous2009-10-22 19:05
>>108
Tech advances, too bad human nature never changes. We are the same selfish assholes with delusions of godhood that we were 10000 years ago.
>>114
Actually, I haven't read the Wikipedia article and will do so. However, according to the book "The Roman Army",
As the Empire expanded, absorbing western tribesmen and eastern cities and kingdoms, ethnic origins receded in importance, overtaken by the more important distinction between Roman citizens and noncitizens. The grant of citizenship could be bestowed on individual or whole communities, and with the grand were included political and legal privileges and obligations, divorced from any connotation of Roman nationality, so that it was no longer a requirement for citizens to be born in, or to be domiciled in Rome itself. In the later second century there were Roman citizens who had probably never set foot in Italy, let alone the city of Rome, and in the reign of Caracalla, Roman citizenship was extended to all freeborn inhabitants of the Empire in AD 212, thus changing the face of military recruitment, and also broadening the base of taxpayers liable to contribute to the emperor's coffers. http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=NqHvmQGx2iUC&pg=PA141&lpg=PA141&dq=racial+makeup+of+roman+army&source=bl&ots=VLc2vw3fq_&sig=AT4zDDaX7PHsjzfC1LzCO3CFPBU&hl=en&ei=meTgSti-BtWH4Qb9lPzbDA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CA0Q6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=&f=false
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Anonymous2009-10-22 19:18
Women are all dirty, emotional, batshit insane whores.
People who want political correctness (as well as grammar faggots) can suck my anus. They are a worthless cancer on the internet.
>>116
The moral of the story: By expanding the definition of citizenship for tax purposes they only hastened the fall, which in AD 212 was well underway.
There are alot of parallels between Late Antiquity and the current state of things in the West these days...
>>114
Ah, I was suggesting that the term Roman means a Roman citizen, but I see there were several classes of citizenship and you seem to be referring to Cives Romani, so feel free to disregard my remark.
On the other hand, we can both agree that (limited) citizenship was in fact used as a tool of indoctrination into the Roman Empire (and in future empires) and that we can call the Romans a multi-racial society.
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Anonymous2009-10-22 19:27
>>122
taxes. then as now politics follows the money.
>>121
Perhaps, but it's hardly the only reason for the collapse of Rome and it's certainly not fair to blame it all on that. The Roman Empire was, simply, too big.
>>125
shut up, I learnt something today, which hasn't happened on /prog/ in quite a while
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Anonymous2009-10-22 19:34
>>124
I'd say not too big, more like failed to adapt, or got lazy.
As do the people that create them, cultures have a life cycle too.
The Romans were supremely gifted at logistics and governance. After a while they just wanted to sit in their villas and enjoy the good life and what was the political correctness of the day.
Instead of working hard, busting ass, and maybe a few heads where required.
Sound familiar? Like the West since the end of WW2, perhaps?
>>129
the thing is that people think they're clever and so they respond to bad trolls but not to people who are cleverer than them because it intimidates them
remember you're trolling a board full of cowards and happy travels
I just had an epiphany; our sexist programming languages have been this way for far too long.
We must create the A++ language, so as to make women feel that smaller breasts are okay too. Instead of the primitive male groupings of namespaces, we must have "socialspheres." We don't build structs and classes, we build "kits" and "rooms," like makeup and decor.
The "main" routine implies dominance of the program, and is thus a corollary to male control. We must subsume this for the "committee" routine. using is not contextually appealing, we prefer "receiving." Alternate syntax is required for aliasing socialspheres.
Datatypes are generally fine as they are. However, most programs run on a single thread. This also represents the one-track male mind. Programs compiled in A++ must run with at least 4 threads. This also ensures that the computer can simply not like you on any given day of the lunar cycle.
The A++ standard library needs beefing up; no female can be caught using the same code as another female, particularly at a LAN party. Consider many pointless additions from the Boost library.
Exceptions are fine as they are, the program is supposed to drop everything and handle their problems. References are heavily enforced due to their importance in female culture, but const correctness is discouraged. Forcing const correctness on one may imply a standard of beauty or properness.
With these simple changes, I'm sure all women would be completely satisfied with the programming world.
>>139
Of course he was, who in their right mind would let a woman rule the Roman empire? No successful nation has ever been ruled by a woman. There may have been some guys in drag, and transvestites, but even that is kind of borderline.
How about no. Girls can't code. Girls are fucked. Girls deserve to be raped.
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Anonymous2009-10-23 8:57
>>143
The best thing about this opinion is that every programmer in America completely agrees with it. And that's why female programmers stay the hell away.
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Anonymous2009-10-23 9:21
>>144
The best thing about this opinion is that every programmer in America completely agrees with it. And that's why female Indian JAVA EXPERTS are taking all the American jobs.
>>145
Really? Shit, I knew it. Bitches can't be trusted to do a man's work properly. Should have known all those sluts and whores were the ones programming in Java.
There seems to be a lot of Asian female programmers.
Or at least from Korea.
I've personally met two female Korean programmers, and I've never even been to their country.
>>152
Constant slut shaming and sexist mentalities are basically endemic to American (and some other western countries) programmers. There is nothing new about this.
>>154
Yeah, cause eastern cultures aren't sexist at all, amirite?
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Anonymous2009-10-23 13:07
A majority of women around the world associate gender justice with sharia compliance.
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Anonymous2009-10-23 13:09
>>159
It's not the suppressive, chauvinist ``hot'', it is the the progressive, weight-positive ``hot''.
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Broseph2009-10-23 13:09
>>160 A majority of sand niggers
Fixed that for you, bro.
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Broseph2009-10-23 13:10
>>161
No idea what you're talking about, get your moonspeak out of my /prog/.
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>>18
1. The "teabagging" bit exists in MMORPGs as well. Actually almost any multiplayer game with a crouch feature will do. Shit, I'm surprised they didn't bring up the MVC/MSHVSF example where hitting the p1 or p2 button after winning allows you to move around an extra 10 seconds- I would always run over to the opponent's dead body and crouch crouch crouch...
2. Why is the strategy for so-called feminists itching to "start a discourse" about various actions of so-called patriarchal dominance to write an article on some stupid joke and claim that this is ruining the lives and self-esteem of females? Do they even stop to bring up that female characters are capable of teabagging? Do they think to consider the greater issue with Halo, that there _are no goddamn female characters to begin with_? Yes, a character who is molested in-game brings about true feelings of molestation in the same sense that a character killed in-game brings about true feelings of death. The fact that the women involved obviously don't feel "manly" from having a man character, or feel the horror of imminent fatality from dying pretty much kills any chance that they would feel dirty from being dead and having another imaginary sprite squat on their corpse.
>>176
Are you saying you dislike GIRLS?
This is more offensive to them than saying you like them!
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Anonymous2009-10-25 7:35
i dont mind spending money for sex, rather than spending my time and money for a girlfriend. what now, betches
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Anonymous2009-10-25 8:54
Women are subhuman. Take a list of Nobel laureates, remove all "peace" (even the magic negro got one) prizes and divide by zero^Wgender.
Women are manipulative whores, deriving all their power from subjugation of men with their powers of saggy tits. Women don't achieve anything by themselves. How many hard science papers are actually released by women? Nada.
Like all "special interests" groups, women have an unusual sense of entitlement. Except that unlike niggers, they had every chance to "prove" themselves through the history of mankind, not pick cotton all day long (unless they were female nigra).
The moment you don't want to buy that alligator-skin bag, a diamond ring, a status-symbol car, a kitten-fur coat, not only they spit out instead of swallowing, they pull out a gun on you and accuse you of criminal trespass. Then they miss at point-blank range. Such is the result of granting equal rights to the subhuman gender.
I'm all in favor of "separate but equal" amendment -- grant them a right to the kitchen and Valium, and for men to work their ass off trying to make a name for themselves. Praise the ones who make a difference, not the parasite with a victim complex.
"What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds. A parasite asks "Where is my share?" A man creates. A parasite says, "What will the neighbors think?" A man invents. A parasite says, "Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of god..."
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Anonybros2009-10-25 10:46
>>180
This. Programmers don't really need to be reminded of this, because it's all obvious from the fact that women have never understood computers, and never will, but people forget it so easily that it ought to be stickied.
>>180 "What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds. A parasite asks "Where is my share?" A man creates. A parasite says, "What will the neighbors think?" A man invents. A parasite says, "Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of god..."
You're like Andrew Ryan from Bioshock.
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Anonymous2009-10-25 13:34
>>185
....Except >>180 actually knows what he's talking about. And he exists.
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Anonymous2009-10-26 13:18
>>195 puts( "GIVE UNTO ME YOUR MIGHTY COCK FRODO\n" );
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Anonymous2009-10-26 14:41
HAX MY ANUS FRIEND, AND ENTER
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Anonymous2009-10-26 16:24
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
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Anonymous2009-10-26 19:06
bampu annoyu
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Anonymous2009-10-26 20:33
>>198
My girlfriend has a :3 face, and I can get her really aroused by writing C code. I just haxed your anus.
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Anonymous2009-10-26 20:34
She's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.
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Anonymous2009-10-27 3:16
>>200
Abelson, Sussman, Steele
Cons, car, cdr
Lambda, eval, apply
There’s a lot
Abelson, Sussman, Steele
Cons, car, cdr
Lambda, eval, apply
That I want to be
Even if they say that I’m complex, suave, and syntactically simple
The truth is, I’m not like that and I’m a normal language
I’ll brush aside the parentheses and I just want to be honest
Even if they say that I’m not acting in my environment, my identifiers are unbound!
You should be like who you want to be; your garbage collector is following you
You should do like what you want to do; it’s absolutely okay
You should be like who you want to be; just one is boring
You should do like what you want to do; you can do anything
Every Lisp is wishing somewhere to be a different language
So I’m trying to do more than what I’m able to do and getting halted
Because every Lisp must have numbers and fixed-points
I won’t let them apply λf·(λx·f (x x)) (λx·f (x x)) to me; lock-on to tail recursion!
You should go like how you want to go; you don’t need to worry
It’s okay to get away a little at times; don’t push yourself too hard
You should go like how you want to go, Schemers don’t understand
You should go along the path that you believe in; even if you’re mistaken, it’s okay
You should be like who you want to be; your garbage collector is following you
You should do like what you want to do; it’s absolutely okay
You should be like who you want to be; just one is boring
You should do like what you want to do; you can do anything
Surely
Abelson, Sussman, Steele
Cons, car, cdr
Lambda, eval, apply
There’s a lot
Abelson, Sussman, Steele
Cons, car, cdr
Lambda, eval, apply
That I want to be
>>225
Does it run under WINE/STALLMANIX or do I need to rake out the XP installation CD?
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Anonymous2009-10-28 11:10
>>226
It used to, but I couldn't get it working last time I tried.
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Anonymous2009-10-28 11:51
Abelson and Sussman recognized the need to minimize sexism in writing SICP--see, for instance, the existence of capable female characters such as Eva Lu Ator and Alyssa P. Hacker.
>>228
That's because they were goddamn moonbats, you imbecile.
Liberal agendas like gender equality are a serious detriment to the stability of society and the intellectual health of Western culture. This shit should be purged from the face of the earth.
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Anonymous2009-10-28 12:01
>>229 Eva wasn't capable
Yes she is, she routinely outwits Louis Reasoner.
Alyssa was a lesbian
All the better, A&S recognize the contributions of people of all gender and sexual identities.
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Anonymous2009-10-28 12:05
>>225 3Dcustom girl mods [091025] 3D
PIG DISGUSTING
>>234
What the FUCK‽ I've been reading SICP for years and that never occurred to me. Jesus, all the rest of the names are puns too, aren't they? A Lisp Hacker. Loose Reasoner. Let Me Tweek It.
Jesus Christ. How many of you bastards knew this and didn't bother letting on?
Fuck.
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Anonymous2009-10-28 14:22
>>227
Could be a locale issue. Try to run it as gook.
Bampu comfortable underwear that makes no attempt to satisfy the chauvinistic mores enforced by patriarchal lingerie peddlers to look ``sexy'' or ``elegant''
>>15 TRIGGER WARNING This article mentions "abuse", "sexual abuse", "torture", "self harming behaviour", "suicide", "self-inflicted injuries", "disordered eating", "violence", "depiction or discussion of particular kinds of consensual sexual activity (BDSM, homosexual encounters, heterosexual encounters...)", "depiction or discussion of any consensual sexual activity" and "depiction or discussion of discriminatory attitudes or actions, such as sexism or racism." You have no idea how much joy you have brought me.
In my physics lecture, prof referred to all observers as "she" (it was general relativity).
It was a homage to Emmy Noether. It was a nice touch to the lecture.