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Let's be friendly to GIRLS

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-20 9:22

• Have a zero tolerance policy concerning online harrassment and enforce it.
• Don't allow sexist jokes. It's impossible for a woman to tell if you "really" mean it, and even if you don't it will be tedious and insulting for her to spend her time ignoring or humouring sexist jokes.
• Write all of your introductory material in such a way that a woman will recognise herself in it just as much as a man will. Use "she" to describe readers in various places, and use female names for some of your hypothetical examples when you have them.
• Unless your group has an explicitly sexual purpose, minimise the discussion of the sexual desires of participants. Many women (entirely justifiably) fear online harrassment in sexual contexts.
• Involve women in the creation and governance of your forum at every level.
• If there is an anti-feminist incident in your forum, apologise simply. Don't use phrasing that suggests that only women would have found the incident upsetting, or that you would have found the incident unproblematic if there weren't complaints. Don't tell women how they should feel about the incident: listen to them describe how they feel.
• Women are often placed in the role of "nanny" in forums. Don't leave the enforcement of social norms to the women members of the group.

Source: http://geekfeminism.wikia.com/wiki/Women-friendly_forums

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-26 19:06

bampu annoyu

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-26 20:33

>>198
My girlfriend has a :3 face, and I can get her really aroused by writing C code. I just haxed your anus.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-26 20:34

She's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 3:16

>>200
Abelson, Sussman, Steele
Cons, car, cdr
Lambda, eval, apply
There’s a lot

Abelson, Sussman, Steele
Cons, car, cdr
Lambda, eval, apply
That I want to be

Even if they say that I’m complex, suave, and syntactically simple
The truth is, I’m not like that and I’m a normal language
I’ll brush aside the parentheses and I just want to be honest
Even if they say that I’m not acting in my environment, my identifiers are unbound!

You should be like who you want to be; your garbage collector is following you
You should do like what you want to do; it’s absolutely okay
You should be like who you want to be; just one is boring
You should do like what you want to do; you can do anything

Every Lisp is wishing somewhere to be a different language
So I’m trying to do more than what I’m able to do and getting halted
Because every Lisp must have numbers and fixed-points
I won’t let them apply λf·(λx·f (x x)) (λx·f (x x)) to me; lock-on to tail recursion!

You should go like how you want to go; you don’t need to worry
It’s okay to get away a little at times; don’t push yourself too hard
You should go like how you want to go, Schemers don’t understand
You should go along the path that you believe in; even if you’re mistaken, it’s okay

You should be like who you want to be; your garbage collector is following you
You should do like what you want to do; it’s absolutely okay
You should be like who you want to be; just one is boring
You should do like what you want to do; you can do anything

Surely
Abelson, Sussman, Steele
Cons, car, cdr
Lambda, eval, apply
There’s a lot

Abelson, Sussman, Steele
Cons, car, cdr
Lambda, eval, apply
That I want to be

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 7:14

>>202
you are the world's luckiest man

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 7:35


       ,. -ー- 、
      {∧_∧}
       (´・ω・`) Why aren't you grateful?
     (二二二)
        \  /
       i´  `i
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
.      ___  *pkunk*
     (二二二)
        \  /
       i´  `i
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 9:03

>>206
OH LAWDY DID THAT TOILET EAT THAT KITTY???

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 9:04

>>206
oh, god.
i can never use a toilet again. i'm afraid of cats

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 10:40

>>208
Don't worry, toilet-cats hibernate in winter, at which point you flush and drown the bastards.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 11:03

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < Do it like me, shit on a table.
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 12:02

>>210
It's the table cat!
He's the shit on the table.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-27 14:35

cHOT NAKED STRIPPING COEDS

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 0:36

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Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 1:55

>>213
This looks horrible in w3m ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 2:05

>>214

(c)((((((H)(O))))))(T)(   )(N)((((((A)(K))))))(E)(DDDDDD)( )((((((S)(T))))))(R)(IIIIII)(P)((((((P)(I))))))(N)(GGGGGG)( )((((((C)(O))))))(E)(DDDDDD)(S)(((((( )(c))))))(H)(OOOOOO)(T)(((((( )(N))))))(A)(KKKKKK)(E)((((((D)( ))))))(S)(TTTTTT)(R)((((((I)(P))))))(P)(IIIIII)(N)((((((G)( ))))))(C)(OOOOOO)(E)((((((D)(S))))))( )(cccccc)(H)((((((O)(T))))))( )(NNNNNN)(A)((((((K)(E))))))(D)(   )(S)((((((T)(R))))))(I)(PPPPPP)(P)((((((I)(N))))))(G)(   )(C)((((((O)(E))))))(D)(SSSSSS)( )

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 2:10

>>215
酷いアノニマスさん

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 2:11

>>214
DON'T TYPE STUFF HERE

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 2:15

>>216
NO!   YOU SSSSSSAY RUUUUUUBBISHHHHHH

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 2:19

>>218
You realise that I'm derailing this thread as if that was hard on purpose, right?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 2:21

>>219
This thread has a point?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 2:23

>>219
It is easy to go back to the original topic you know.

Women: Bitches and whores. Discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 2:27

>>221
SLUTS EVERY SINGLE ONE IS A SLUT YOU KNOW I'M WRITE BECOZ I@M TYPING IN CAPS LOCK SLUUUUUUTS

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 5:38

bitches aint shit but hos and tricks

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 8:26

broze b4 hoze

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 10:59

Hey, some women are OK.
Like my girlfriend.
I love her so much I just downloaded 30GB worth of clothes for her[1].

REFERENCES             
1: http://deadfrog.fapis.com/entry.html?id=13927

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 11:05

>>225
Does it run under WINE/STALLMANIX or do I need to rake out the XP installation CD?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 11:10

>>226
It used to, but I couldn't get it working last time I tried.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 11:51

Abelson and Sussman recognized the need to minimize sexism in writing SICP--see, for instance, the existence of capable female characters such as Eva Lu Ator and Alyssa P. Hacker.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 11:55

>>228
Eva wasn't capable and Alyssa was a lesbian

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 11:56

>>228
That's because they were goddamn moonbats, you imbecile.

Liberal agendas like gender equality are a serious detriment to the stability of society and the intellectual health of Western culture. This shit should be purged from the face of the earth.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 12:01

>>229
Eva wasn't capable
Yes she is, she routinely outwits Louis Reasoner.

Alyssa was a lesbian
All the better, A&S recognize the contributions of people of all gender and sexual identities.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 12:05

>>225
3Dcustom girl mods [091025]
3D
PIG DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 12:58

>>228
You have Julie Sussman to thank for those.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 13:11

lol guise eva lu ator is evaluator xD

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 13:22

>>234
What the FUCK‽  I've been reading SICP for years and that never occurred to me.  Jesus, all the rest of the names are puns too, aren't they?  A Lisp Hacker.  Loose Reasoner.  Let Me Tweek It.
Jesus Christ. How many of you bastards knew this and didn't bother letting on?
Fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 14:22

>>227
Could be a locale issue. Try to run it as gook.

>>232
Cover one of you're eyes, problem solved.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 15:25

>>236
Could be a locale issue. Try to run it as gook.
Of course I did that, it was some D3D issue.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 15:39

* Asian-American

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 16:02

>>238
Twinkie

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-28 16:18

>>239
Pocky ^_^

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