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Object-Orientated C

Name: Gaul Praham 2009-10-15 13:31

http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=882864

It's good to see that language designers are no longer giving into useless fads like "closures" and "indentation of code". Unfortunately, they do seem to enjoy using Pascal syntax these days, which is niggerdly, because Pascal is a gay. Please help restore the balance of power by infiltrating the repo and removing all of the excess jewry, so that the result is an identical clone of a good language like C++.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 13:38

>>1
hmm Either a really shitty troll or a very cunning meta-troll. Either way, IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 14:21

Well, this looks pretty neat...
Check out the code at github Stay tuned on the #ooc-lang channel on Freenode, on the blog, and follow us on twitter!
Dropped.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 14:25

The whole site is a troll.  They borrow the worst things of every language, slap the name "C" on it, give it a hip paradigm like "object oriented", and laugh at everyone who respond.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 17:19

>>1
niggerdly
Stingy?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 17:24

>>5
Congratulations you can use a DICTIONARY

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 17:54

>>6
He was probably wondering, as am I, why that word was used. Is it the enjoyment or Pascal's syntax that is niggerdly, neither makes much sense to me.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 18:01

>>7
Looking further into the post, he described things as being "gay" and having "jewry".  He obviously meant "niggerly".

>>1, Back to /b/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 20:07

>>4
You might notice that the thread title is Object-Orientated C.

This error is unusually common among retards and non-native speakers. It's difficult to tell which >>1-san is.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 4:52

>>8
Looking further into the post, he described things as being "gay"

Correction, he described things (Pascal, to be precise) as being "a gay", which I, personally, find hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 5:23

>>1
Fuck you, closures are just as useful as continuations.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 11:39

>>6
niggardly

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 14:45

>>12
Congratulations you can use a SPELLCHECK

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 15:14

>>13
Or I just have a basic high school education.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 15:21

>>14
The spellcheck is more likely since the word 'niggardly' doesn't come up often in regular conversation.

Name: TRUE TRUTH EXPERT !!TthtFzrtPXElUy7 2009-10-16 15:42

>>15
aCTUALLY IT'S A REFERENCE.
tO.
xKCD.

i HATE MYSELF FOR KNOWING THIS.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 15:51

>>15
I spell words when I talk [Y/N]:

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 16:03

>>17
I love it when people nitpick :)

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-16 16:04

>>14
But that applied to the DICTIONARY post as well.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 0:22

This is the gayest language I have ever seen.
After browsing ooc-lang.org I can positively say I feel like a homosexual

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 3:15

>>20
So it's the next Haskell, then?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 10:40

>>21
Only if your dead dog was [spoiler]gay[/spoiler.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 10:46

The site looks a lot like Io's website (http://iolanguage.com) . And we all know what a hyped up piece of shit language that was.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 11:12

>>22
only if your bbcode was fail.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 11:28

>>21
（　≖‿≖）

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 11:59

>>1
That is not C in any way shape or form.
I mean it looks like Scala, ML and Smalltalk had a night that they want to forget together.

Christ it is ugly.
>>23
Slower then slow as fuck and generally shitty.
Hooray!
It actually had some pretty neat ideas, if only Steve would write a decent VM for it then it may be usable.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 12:11

>>26
And the punchline is that he put benchmarks on Io's site that misled you to believe it was actually fast for a dynamic language. Then Io was included on the Shootout and was shown to be embarassingly slow, and all those benchmarks on Io's site disappeared.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 18:25

>>27
[citation needed]

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 18:31

>>23,26-28

Back to /reddit/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 18:31

>>28
I can't be arsed to do it myself, but lookup old versions of the http://shootout.alioth.debian.org and http://iolanguage.com on the Wayback machine and you'll see.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 18:40

>>23,27 here.

>>29
What, only redditards can know about Io? I know it since 2003, I don't think reddit was around back then.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 18:48

>>31
You truly are the ULTIMATE OLDFAG!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 18:58

>>32
Not really, I only found out about 4chan in 2007, and only became a /prog/ regular in 2008.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 19:09

>>33
He didn't mean that regarding to /prog/.  We can tell you're new to /prog/ because you post like shit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 19:24

>>34
No, you can tell because I told you. I can tell that because you're a moron.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 21:27

>>35
That type of language won't win you any friends over here, mister.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 21:34

>>36
Friends?
On the Internets?

You funny.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 21:48

>>23,27,31,33,35,37

Back to /b/, /pr/, reddit, xkcd and/or SlashDot, please!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 22:39

>>38
Back to GO FUCK YOURSELF IN THE ASS WITH A SHARP METAL OBJECT, please!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-17 23:07

>>38
lol i trol u!
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