Object-Orientated C

http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=882864

It's good to see that language designers are no longer giving into useless fads like "closures" and "indentation of code". Unfortunately, they do seem to enjoy using Pascal syntax these days, which is niggerdly, because Pascal is a gay. Please help restore the balance of power by infiltrating the repo and removing all of the excess jewry, so that the result is an identical clone of a good language like C++.

This is the gayest language I have ever seen.
After browsing ooc-lang.org I can positively say I feel like a homosexual