Object-Orientated C

http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=882864

It's good to see that language designers are no longer giving into useless fads like "closures" and "indentation of code". Unfortunately, they do seem to enjoy using Pascal syntax these days, which is niggerdly, because Pascal is a gay. Please help restore the balance of power by infiltrating the repo and removing all of the excess jewry, so that the result is an identical clone of a good language like C++.

The whole site is a troll.  They borrow the worst things of every language, slap the name "C" on it, give it a hip paradigm like "object oriented", and laugh at everyone who respond.