Object-Orientated C

http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=882864

It's good to see that language designers are no longer giving into useless fads like "closures" and "indentation of code". Unfortunately, they do seem to enjoy using Pascal syntax these days, which is niggerdly, because Pascal is a gay. Please help restore the balance of power by infiltrating the repo and removing all of the excess jewry, so that the result is an identical clone of a good language like C++.

The site looks a lot like Io's website (http://iolanguage.com) . And we all know what a hyped up piece of shit language that was.

>>26
And the punchline is that he put benchmarks on Io's site that misled you to believe it was actually fast for a dynamic language. Then Io was included on the Shootout and was shown to be embarassingly slow, and all those benchmarks on Io's site disappeared.

>>23,27 here.

>>29
What, only redditards can know about Io? I know it since 2003, I don't think reddit was around back then.

>>32
Not really, I only found out about 4chan in 2007, and only became a /prog/ regular in 2008.

>>34
No, you can tell because I told you. I can tell that because you're a moron.

>>36
Friends?
On the Internets?

You funny.