>>1,16,17
sAME MORON TRYING TO GET US ALL INTERESTED IN HIS CRAP. gTFO IDIOT, WHAT YOU DID IS SHIT. i DON'T WANT TO READ STUPID PUZZLES AND SHIZ, i MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK, AM i IN THE QUIZ SECTION OF COSMOPOLITAN FOR BLONDES OR SOMTEHING?
>>18
Shut the fuck up, tripfag. Nobody cares what you're offended by or what you think the board should be about. You could probably kill yourself tomorrow and nobody would ever miss you.
>>19 You could probably kill yourself tomorrow and nobody would ever miss you.
oN THE BIG SCALE THAT'S TRUE FOR ANYONE, i'M COMFORTABLE WITH IT, YOU SEEM TO BE NOT. hUHU, FAG.
>>23
Get out of my country you fucking spic animal
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Anonymous2009-10-15 18:58
>>24,25
fuck you.
i agree with >>23.
you know a board is dying when grammar nazis and the like start appearing. /prog/ IS TOO DAMN YOUNG TO DIE. GET OUT YOU FUCKING OCD SCUMBAGS. GO BACK TO REDDIT OR GAIA WHERE THEY APPRECIATE THIS KIND OF FAGGOTRY
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Anonymous2009-10-15 18:59
>>26
Only someone with OCD would get so worked up about some words. Something seems to be upsetting you, do you want to talk about it?
>>32
Be that as it may, >>23 then proceeded to act like a 14 y.o. who has just learnt for the first time that he can be racist on the internet without consequences and >>26 was similarly retarded.
>>35
political correctness, sanity, and proper english have no place on the internet!
you will come to learn this some day
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Anonymous2009-10-15 19:13
>>36
It's not a question of not knowing that, it's that I choose not to accept it[1]. The English language and it's use is not chaotic entity, it's evolution can be driven by people willing to step up and show it the way.
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The latter two anyway, Political Correctness is flawed by being a politically incorrect term in the first place and a stupid theory overall
cancer for the cure.
cancer for the cure my sweet thing
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Anonymous2009-11-03 4:27
10 INPUT "Are you a girl?", A$
11 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 50
12 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 20
15 GOTO 10
20 INPUT "Do you like having your anus haxxed?", A$
21 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 30
22 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 40
25 GOTO 20
30 PRINT "LISP"
35 GOTO 1000
40 INPUT "There is a quarter on the ground, do you create an ENTERPRISE SOLUTION to get that quarter into your pocket?", A$
41 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 60
42 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 90
45 GOTO 40
50 PRINT "NONE"
55 GOTO 1000
60 INPUT "If you are going to do something, are you more likely to half-ass it than do it well?", A$
61 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 80
62 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 70
65 GOTO 60
70 PRINT "SESHARP"
75 GOTO 1000
80 PRINT "JAVA, ENTERPRISE EDITION"
85 GOTO 1000
90 INPUT "Ert þú tala íslenska?", A$
91 IF A$ = "Y" GOTO 100
92 IF A$ = "N" GOTO 120
95 GOTO 90
100 PRINT "Fjölnir - 'GRUNNER'"
105 GOTO 1000
110 PRINT "HASKALL"
115 GOTO 1000
120 INPUT "Did your dog die?", A$
121 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 110
122 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 130
125 GOTO 120
130 INPUT "You come to a fork in the road. A man tells you to go left. Do you do it?", A$
131 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 170
132 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 140
135 GOTO 130
140 INPUT "Are you FrozenVoid", A$
141 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 160
142 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 150
145 GOTO 140
150 GOSUB 500
151 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 180
152 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 190
155 GOTO 150
160 PRINT "JAVASCRIPT"
165 GOTO 1000
170 PRINT "SHEEPLES"
175 GOTO 1000
180 PRINT "PYTHON"
185 GOTO 1000
190 PRINT "C"
195 GOTO 1000
500 PRINT "Does"
501 PRINT "This"
502 PRINT "","Happen"
503 PRINT "To"
504 PRINT "Arouse"
505 PRINT "","You"
506 PRINT "","","In"
507 PRINT "Any"
508 PRINT "","Way?"
509 INPUT A$
510 RETURN
1000 END
>>47
Aww, do you hate 8-bit computers and their Microsoft BASIC interpreters?
I ask because BASIC can be beautiful.
And if you were going to throw in the GOSUB near the end, why on earth didn't you use a READ line to pull text out of some DATA statements further down?