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WHAT PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE ARE YOU?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-14 22:06


1. Are you a girl?
Y - 5        N - 2

2. Do you like having your anus haxxed?
Y - 3         N - 4

3. LISP

4. There is a quarter on the ground, do you create an ENTERPRISE SOLUTION to get that quarter into your pocket?
Y - 6        N - 9

5. NONE

6. If you are going to do something, are you more likely to half-ass it than do it well?
Y - 8        N - 7

7. SESHARP

8. JAVA,  ENTERPRISE EDITION

9. Ert þú tala íslenska?
Y - 10        N - 12

10. Fjölnir - "GRUNNER"

11. HASKALL

12. Did your dog die?
Y - 11        N - 13

13. You come to a fork in the road.  A man tells you to go left.  Do you do it?
Y - 17        N - 14

14. Are you FrozenVoid
Y - 16        N - 15

15. Does
    This
        Happen
    To
    Arouse
        You
            In
    Any
        Way?
Y - 18        N - 19

16. JAVASCRIPT

17. SHEEPLES

18. PYTHON

19. C

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:00

>>11
No, it's a prog thread.

(defun user-language (you)
  (prog ()
   1 (if (girlp you) (go 5) (go 2))
   2 (if (likes-having-anus-haxxed-p you) (go 3) (go 4))
   3 (return "LISP")
   4 (if (enterprise-quarter-retrieval-solution-factory-p you) (go 6) (go 9))
   5 (return)
   6 (if (half-ass-p you) (go 8) (go 7))
   7 (return "SESHARP")
   8 (return "JAVA,  ENTERPRISE EDITION")
   9 (if (tala-íslenska-p you) (go 10) (go 12))
   10 (return "GRUNNUR")
   11 (return "HASKAL")
   12 (if (dof-ded-p you) (go 11) (go 13))
   13 (if (obeys-go-p you) (go 17) (go 14))
   14 (if (equal (user-name you) "FrozenVoid") (go 16) (go 15))
   15 (if (likes-having-indentation-forced-p you) (go 18) (go 19))
   16 (return "JAVASCRIPT")
   17 (return "SHEEPLES")
   18 (return "PYTHON")
   19 (return "C")))

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