2. Do you like having your anus haxxed?
Y - 3 N - 4
3. LISP
4. There is a quarter on the ground, do you create an ENTERPRISE SOLUTION to get that quarter into your pocket?
Y - 6 N - 9
5. NONE
6. If you are going to do something, are you more likely to half-ass it than do it well?
Y - 8 N - 7
7. SESHARP
8. JAVA, ENTERPRISE EDITION
9. Ert þú tala íslenska?
Y - 10 N - 12
10. Fjölnir - "GRUNNER"
11. HASKALL
12. Did your dog die?
Y - 11 N - 13
13. You come to a fork in the road. A man tells you to go left. Do you do it?
Y - 17 N - 14
14. Are you FrozenVoid
Y - 16 N - 15
15. Does
This
Happen
To
Arouse
You
In
Any
Way?
Y - 18 N - 19
16. JAVASCRIPT
17. SHEEPLES
18. PYTHON
19. C
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Anonymous2009-11-03 4:27
10 INPUT "Are you a girl?", A$
11 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 50
12 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 20
15 GOTO 10
20 INPUT "Do you like having your anus haxxed?", A$
21 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 30
22 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 40
25 GOTO 20
30 PRINT "LISP"
35 GOTO 1000
40 INPUT "There is a quarter on the ground, do you create an ENTERPRISE SOLUTION to get that quarter into your pocket?", A$
41 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 60
42 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 90
45 GOTO 40
50 PRINT "NONE"
55 GOTO 1000
60 INPUT "If you are going to do something, are you more likely to half-ass it than do it well?", A$
61 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 80
62 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 70
65 GOTO 60
70 PRINT "SESHARP"
75 GOTO 1000
80 PRINT "JAVA, ENTERPRISE EDITION"
85 GOTO 1000
90 INPUT "Ert þú tala íslenska?", A$
91 IF A$ = "Y" GOTO 100
92 IF A$ = "N" GOTO 120
95 GOTO 90
100 PRINT "Fjölnir - 'GRUNNER'"
105 GOTO 1000
110 PRINT "HASKALL"
115 GOTO 1000
120 INPUT "Did your dog die?", A$
121 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 110
122 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 130
125 GOTO 120
130 INPUT "You come to a fork in the road. A man tells you to go left. Do you do it?", A$
131 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 170
132 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 140
135 GOTO 130
140 INPUT "Are you FrozenVoid", A$
141 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 160
142 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 150
145 GOTO 140
150 GOSUB 500
151 IF A$ = "Y" THEN GOTO 180
152 IF A$ = "N" THEN GOTO 190
155 GOTO 150
160 PRINT "JAVASCRIPT"
165 GOTO 1000
170 PRINT "SHEEPLES"
175 GOTO 1000
180 PRINT "PYTHON"
185 GOTO 1000
190 PRINT "C"
195 GOTO 1000
500 PRINT "Does"
501 PRINT "This"
502 PRINT "","Happen"
503 PRINT "To"
504 PRINT "Arouse"
505 PRINT "","You"
506 PRINT "","","In"
507 PRINT "Any"
508 PRINT "","Way?"
509 INPUT A$
510 RETURN
1000 END