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WHAT PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE ARE YOU?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-14 22:06


1. Are you a girl?
Y - 5        N - 2

2. Do you like having your anus haxxed?
Y - 3         N - 4

3. LISP

4. There is a quarter on the ground, do you create an ENTERPRISE SOLUTION to get that quarter into your pocket?
Y - 6        N - 9

5. NONE

6. If you are going to do something, are you more likely to half-ass it than do it well?
Y - 8        N - 7

7. SESHARP

8. JAVA,  ENTERPRISE EDITION

9. Ert þú tala íslenska?
Y - 10        N - 12

10. Fjölnir - "GRUNNER"

11. HASKALL

12. Did your dog die?
Y - 11        N - 13

13. You come to a fork in the road.  A man tells you to go left.  Do you do it?
Y - 17        N - 14

14. Are you FrozenVoid
Y - 16        N - 15

15. Does
    This
        Happen
    To
    Arouse
        You
            In
    Any
        Way?
Y - 18        N - 19

16. JAVASCRIPT

17. SHEEPLES

18. PYTHON

19. C

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-14 22:16

I found this midly amusing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-14 22:16

*mildly

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-14 23:27

terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 2:30

>>1
I thoroughly enjoyed this post. Would (and will) read again.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 2:45

What about Leah Culver!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 4:48

I thoroughly posted this enjoy. Will (and would) read again.
A++

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 7:22

c hash

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 8:02

u MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 10:16

I thought that these numbers were points you accumulate, then I got to the third question and laughed even though I wasn't supposed to.

Name: The Dijkstra 2009-10-15 10:23

Is this a GOTO thread‽

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 10:30



                           //`'''```,
                 o        // LISP   `.,
           ,....OOo.   .c;.',,,.'``.,,.`
        .'      ____.,'.//
       / _____  \___/.'
      | / ||  \\---\|
      ||  ||   \\  ||
      co  co    co co

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 10:50

>>12
I'm-a zen up you assheoloe wif mah λ

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 10:58

>>10
I laughed because you did.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 12:30

Ert þú tala íslenska?
Yes, I am speak Icelandic.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 12:53

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN >>1

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 13:01

>>16
It's a choose-your-own-adventure quiz.

Name: TRUE TRUTH EXPERT !!TthtFzrtPXElUy7 2009-10-15 13:12

>>1,16,17
sAME MORON TRYING TO GET US ALL INTERESTED IN HIS CRAP. gTFO IDIOT, WHAT YOU DID IS SHIT. i DON'T WANT TO READ STUPID PUZZLES AND SHIZ, i MEAN, WHAT THE FUCK, AM i IN THE QUIZ SECTION OF COSMOPOLITAN FOR BLONDES OR SOMTEHING?

G E T
T H E
F U K
O U T

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 13:15

>>18
Shut the fuck up, tripfag. Nobody cares what you're offended by or what you think the board should be about. You could probably kill yourself tomorrow and nobody would ever miss you.

Name: TRUE TRUTH EXPERT !!TthtFzrtPXElUy7 2009-10-15 13:19

>>19
You could probably kill yourself tomorrow and nobody would ever miss you.
oN THE BIG SCALE THAT'S TRUE FOR ANYONE, i'M COMFORTABLE WITH IT, YOU SEEM TO BE NOT. hUHU, FAG.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 13:20

>>20
hUHU
You sure laugh like a jap!

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 17:03

>>21
*Japanese citizen

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 17:16

>>22
ram your political correctness right up your anus you spoiled rich cracker ass white bread motherfucker.

japs is japs
niggers is niggers
and stupid limp wristed liberal politically correct faggots that feel the need to fix everyone is >>22

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 17:33

>>23
Wow, you sure do have issues.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 18:48

>>23
Get out of my country you fucking spic animal

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 18:58

>>24,25
fuck you.
i agree with >>23.
you know a board is dying when grammar nazis and the like start appearing.
/prog/ IS TOO DAMN YOUNG TO DIE. GET OUT YOU FUCKING OCD SCUMBAGS. GO BACK TO REDDIT OR GAIA WHERE THEY APPRECIATE THIS KIND OF FAGGOTRY

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 18:59

>>26
Only someone with OCD would get so worked up about some words. Something seems to be upsetting you, do you want to talk about it?

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:00

>>11
No, it's a prog thread.

(defun user-language (you)
  (prog ()
   1 (if (girlp you) (go 5) (go 2))
   2 (if (likes-having-anus-haxxed-p you) (go 3) (go 4))
   3 (return "LISP")
   4 (if (enterprise-quarter-retrieval-solution-factory-p you) (go 6) (go 9))
   5 (return)
   6 (if (half-ass-p you) (go 8) (go 7))
   7 (return "SESHARP")
   8 (return "JAVA,  ENTERPRISE EDITION")
   9 (if (tala-íslenska-p you) (go 10) (go 12))
   10 (return "GRUNNUR")
   11 (return "HASKAL")
   12 (if (dof-ded-p you) (go 11) (go 13))
   13 (if (obeys-go-p you) (go 17) (go 14))
   14 (if (equal (user-name you) "FrozenVoid") (go 16) (go 15))
   15 (if (likes-having-indentation-forced-p you) (go 18) (go 19))
   16 (return "JAVASCRIPT")
   17 (return "SHEEPLES")
   18 (return "PYTHON")
   19 (return "C")))

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:00

>>27
learn to read, you moron.
you know a board is dying when grammar nazis and the like start appearing.
i don't want /prog/ to die. not yet.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:01

grammar nazis
>>24,25
I lol'd, and then cried at the thought of the modern education system.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:02

>>26
Pursuant to this topic, your gay.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:03

>>30
they are indirectly supporting >>22, who i a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:06

grammer nazis

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:06

>>32
i a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:08

>>32
Be that as it may, >>23 then proceeded to act like a 14 y.o. who has just learnt for the first time that he can be racist on the internet without consequences and >>26 was similarly retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:10

>>34
the cancer.
>>33
the cure.

>>35
political correctness, sanity, and proper english have no place on the internet!
you will come to learn this some day

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:13

>>36
It's not a question of not knowing that, it's that I choose not to accept it[1]. The English language and it's use is not chaotic entity, it's evolution can be driven by people willing to step up and show it the way.

--
The latter two anyway, Political Correctness is flawed by being a politically incorrect term in the first place and a stupid theory overall

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:20

>>37
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:20

>>28
Best use of LISP I've ever witnessed.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-15 19:22

>>28
(likes-having-anus-haxxed-p you)
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